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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 24

    Human body is 70% of water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.

    6:01 PM - 24 May 2018
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      2. Storm‏ @ThomasStormJr1 May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why aren't bras called boobie traps?

        3 replies 4 retweets 32 likes
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      1. mr.too unique‏ @Surveying_Flea May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A bunch of earths existing on earth A planet covered in universes, within a universe that’s resting within a multiverse

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      1. claudiakutek‏ @ClaudiaKutek May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m a watermelon 🍉

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      2. Cora‏ @CordeliaNoko May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If we are 70% water, what are we doing with that 8x8 rule of drinking 8-ounce glasses a day. Are we trying to dilute ourselves or something.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. CXNA‏ @kiwinoo May 25
        Replying to @CordeliaNoko @TheWeirdWorld

        😂

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      2. Š™‏ @sadey92 May 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @ESauzier

        Ki anxiety to ggner toi??😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Elizabeth Sauzier‏ @ESauzier May 25
        Replying to @sadey92 @TheWeirdWorld

        Starvation 😂😛😜

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Š™‏ @sadey92 May 25
        Replying to @ESauzier @TheWeirdWorld

        Mo amen toi dinner after iftaar taaa...😂😋 Aret plaigner..😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Elizabeth Sauzier‏ @ESauzier May 25
        Replying to @sadey92 @TheWeirdWorld

        Mo pas lé 😜

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Š™‏ @sadey92 May 25
        Replying to @ESauzier @TheWeirdWorld

        Bein ress kumsa mem...😂😂🤪

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Abhishek Dubey‏ @TheLying_Lama May 25
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      1.  ⚠️ 🚸Caution: Legos Ahead 🚸 ⚠️ 🚳 📵 🚭 🔞 🚷 🚯‏ @TayBar80 May 24
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      2. King MrBeard‏ @KingMrBeard May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

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        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Some dino (@ Splatoon 2 aNd SU trash)‏ @VelociDino May 24
        Replying to @KingMrBeard @TheWeirdWorld

        But he's a pickle tho, not a cucumber

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. King MrBeard‏ @KingMrBeard May 24
        Replying to @VelociDino @TheWeirdWorld

        And how do you make a picklepic.twitter.com/Qyz1UZYpdA

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      5. sigurd smith‏ @Pootis_sp3nc3r May 24
        Replying to @KingMrBeard @VelociDino @TheWeirdWorld

        You take a human Shrink them You put them in brine for 24+ hours Then you add some pearl onions And finally you sell it on eBay

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. King MrBeard‏ @KingMrBeard May 25
        Replying to @Pootis_sp3nc3r @VelociDino @TheWeirdWorld

        Cucumber and Vinegarpic.twitter.com/6TIU5vGThY

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      7. sigurd smith‏ @Pootis_sp3nc3r May 25
        Replying to @KingMrBeard @VelociDino @TheWeirdWorld

        You have no sense of humor my friend

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. King MrBeard‏ @KingMrBeard May 25
        Replying to @Pootis_sp3nc3r @VelociDino @TheWeirdWorld

        You mean I have no sense of bullshytpic.twitter.com/eqnRtafUlD

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