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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 24

    Because a year represents a completed orbit of the earth around the sun, saying, “I’m 25” is the equivalent of saying, “I’m 14,600,000,000 space miles.”

    3:56 PM - 24 May 2018
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      2. Pan Pająk‏ @PanPajak May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So how can I still be fat when I do so much movement all my life...

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      1. NACS‏ @abreedof1 May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So saying "I've traveled a long way in my lifetime" is true

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      2. mr.too unique‏ @Surveying_Flea May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just refer to years as orbits

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      3. Taylor Padgett‏ @JurassicTaylor9 May 25
        Replying to @Surveying_Flea @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m 14 orbits old

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      4. mr.too unique‏ @Surveying_Flea May 25
        Replying to @JurassicTaylor9 @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait till your 30+ orbits in Shit gets surreal

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      1. Baloney Cafe‏ @PaltryAndFowl May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But you still have the body of someone with 13,600,000 space miles...wink

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      1. AlMirRey‏ @AlMirRey May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        you need to add the distance spinned around earth's axis 25 x 365 x pi x 2 x your average distance to earth's axis

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      2.  ❄Subzero ❄‏ @TheRealLooky May 24
        Replying to @KushyUzumakeke @TheWeirdWorld

        We can be sure it is still the same because we are still in sync with the four seasons. Otherwise the northern hemisphere would be experiencing summer in December by now

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      3. Pfeenos and the Infinity Scarf  🇿🇼 ✊‏ @takutom7 May 25
        Replying to @TheRealLooky @KushyUzumakeke @TheWeirdWorld

        i dont think we're still in sync

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ria Patton‏ @beelieverapple May 25
        Replying to @takutom7 @TheRealLooky and

        *illuminati music plays*

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      5.  ❄Subzero ❄‏ @TheRealLooky May 25
        Replying to @beelieverapple @takutom7 and

        Grand master is listening 🤠

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      6. Pfeenos and the Infinity Scarf  🇿🇼 ✊‏ @takutom7 May 25
        Replying to @TheRealLooky @beelieverapple and

        the seasons in the southern hemisphere have slightly changed

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      7.  ❄Subzero ❄‏ @TheRealLooky May 25
        Replying to @takutom7 @beelieverapple and

        If winters are warmer and summers are baking hot it's not seasons changing. That's effects of global warming

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      1. Charlize Wolfe‏ @CharlizeWolfe May 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is actually kind of inspiring

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      1. Nathan Cook‏ @NathanC46464233 May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or rather, “I’ve traveled 14,600,000,000 miles”.

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      1. Feliz NaviDad Jokes‏ @perlhack May 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @mnuzzose

        What about the distance we are all traveling relative to the galactic center too?pic.twitter.com/8oDcVzUSjV

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