There is a parallel universe out there filled with half used pens, single socks, work toilet paper and tea spoons.
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It's pretty rare to see ones who return the lost pen and pretty common to see thieves around. A paradox in a way.

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*cough* Not really *cough*
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I think you mean Ironic instead of paradox. A paradox implies that it defies logic, whereas it is only logical (yet unfortunate) to find an empty pen. http://typesofirony.com/the-3-types-of-irony/ …
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But if everyone loses their pen before finishing it, how is it possible to find an empty pen. That is the paradox
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You’re assuming that everyone loses their pen without finishing it first. The paradox lies within seeing something from a very small point of view, making it seem like it defies logic. Losing full pens and finding empty ones defies expectations, not logic.
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The real problem is your lack of a sense of humor. Obviously not all pens get lost with ink in them, and I’ve found plenty of pens that still work. It is a paradox if you base it off of the stereotype, which is what makes it a joke. It isn’t a factual observation, it’s a joke.
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Maybe work on your delivery before putting that joke in your comedy routine. Here’s an article that might help you!http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-no-one-laughed-at-your-joke/ …
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I didn’t make the joke, Shower Thoughts did. Nice try numb-skull
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I've never known anyone to finish a ChapStick before losing it.
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I’ve finished vasiline tins without losing them so close enough
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How big of a tin?
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20g (I’m also halfway through a 50g yay)
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Mechanical pencils>>>>>>>>>Pens>>>>>>>> regular pencils
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To every one saying they've used one pen and finished the ink from start. You're rare. Here's your trophypic.twitter.com/NlCZ7SHDoV
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The ink dries up over time when unused.
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I take care of my gelly roll pen very well sir.
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But the homeless have perfect sharpies that last for their entire sign.
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The pen you lost is probably attached to my
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How is it rare when I finished more than 6 pens in one semester
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