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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 16

    One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won’t get angry if you say the truth.

    10:00 PM - 16 May 2018
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    • shubhangisaxena TROUBLED BOY 2000 Flying_Pandas Ghosters-toasters April Grant Bogart's Pipes & Papers Leif von Speyer 🌲 Joseph Apostol €m¡łÿ
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      2. Leigh-a M.‏ @Lelelelels May 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Another is your teacher saying the tests are very easy

        3 replies 1 retweet 41 likes
      3. Luis Matias‏ @thickbig18 May 17
        Replying to @Lelelelels @TheWeirdWorld

        Depends if you study

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Avi Wadhwa‏ @aviwad May 17
        Replying to @thickbig18 @Lelelelels @TheWeirdWorld

        Can confirm, studied but am gonna probably fail in maths exam

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Claw_Codes‏ @Claw_Codes May 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Honesty is NOT always the best option. People can argue all they want, but I’ve had some major things in life ruined for nothing because I was truthful. You don’t know my situations, so no judgement is necessary. Just think before you lie, OR tell the truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3.  🎀 𝑀𝓈 𝒟𝑒𝒻𝓎  🎀‏ @missy_missy1974 May 17
        Replying to @Claw_Codes @TheWeirdWorld

        I hear ya. Some people just can't handle the truth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Hunter Vanchiere‏ @Kamiphenonymous May 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/h0BhohD3wv

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      1. Emma Wood‏ @EmmaTheAuthor15 May 17
        Replying to @ITUMELE00 @TheWeirdWorld @TTFidel

        Same

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      2. △⃒⃘ DAVID ⚯͛‏ @davidrcocson May 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They teach children not to lie while they lie about 🎅

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      3. TedFromTheForest‏ @TedFerguson93 May 17
        Replying to @davidrcocson @TheWeirdWorld

        Or their father...

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      4. Caoimhe Pettard‏ @caoimhepet_kiwi May 19
        Replying to @TedFerguson93 @davidrcocson @TheWeirdWorld

        @TedFerguson93 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Sunshine 🍯 🐝‏ @_ythomas May 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mom : if you tell me who broke the vase you won't get in trouble. Me : i did Mom: Wow !!pic.twitter.com/ZxaF40YF3V

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      1. House of Jack‏ @House_of_Jack May 17
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        Can't believe we fell for this.pic.twitter.com/kJz8xmtvcb

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      2. Tamara‏ @Tamara45608768 May 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I actually never got in trouble, if I fessed up right off the bat.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Pierr Dantis‏ @dante_pierro May 17
        Replying to @Tamara45608768 @TheWeirdWorld

        I just hate you for being that lucky

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      1. spooky yen  🦇𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐ℎ‏ @ohsnapitzyen May 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or when your teacher says “the study guide is going to be exactly like your quiz”

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      1. ∆G33KY-$H1T∆‏ @New52_NW May 17
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        Or that they care for you. Lol what a joke.

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      1. Tammie Fike‏ @tammietalks May 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not really. I used to tell my kids they’d be in more trouble if they lied and then I found out. I always was “less” angry when they admitted, whatever the issue was. I’m the same way with my grandkids.

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg May 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sorry your mom was a piece of feces. These things happen.

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