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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 15

    We live in a world where lemonade is made with artificial flavors, but furniture polish is made with real lemons.

    7:33 PM - 15 May 2018
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    30 replies 1,532 retweets 7,955 likes
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      2. Justin Malnes‏ @jdmalnes May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Gotta start drinking furniture polish then

        2 replies 3 retweets 52 likes
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      1. Shadow 👻‏ @Mpopoli1990 May 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And the furniture lasts longer that us.

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      1.  🤴‏ @IamWIZCRAFT May 15
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      1. Human Observer‏ @1971AlienHuman May 15
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        Because materials are more valuable than what the human consumes

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      1. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower May 15
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        Well I am thirstly I am gonna drink some furniture polish.

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      1. Teenie  🐨‏ @dropinthesea91 May 16
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        @jessicat_8 disturbing AF

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      1. ThatOneLemonz( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‏ @ThatOnelemonz May 16
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        o h s h i t

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      1. Scout Master Lumpus‏ @BG_Mo_ May 16
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      1. Disturbia  💀 💜 💀 💜‏ @sheba0220 May 15
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        I will never get why we do stuff like that

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      1. Darila gons‏ @gons_darila May 15
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        Really ? I just amused the polish as artificial stuff like everything else these days. WOW, that is odd.

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      1.  ⚜️Dr. LAZYROO ⚜️‏ @TheLazyKangroo May 15
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        Welcome to the Serenity!

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      2. Anne Anowa‏ @lvdyrouge May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ain't that the mf truth!

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      1. Janis‏ @jstjanis May 17
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        Not my lemonade.

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      1. Azz‏ @MealtyBeef May 16
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        We live in a society

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