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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 15

    Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy f**k.”

    10:34 AM - 15 May 2018
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      2. vixxsneo‏ @vixxsneo May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LilBooboodaddy

        And I'm one of the clumsy people😂

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      3. Sharpie Cole‏ @LilBooboodaddy May 15
        Replying to @vixxsneo @TheWeirdWorld

        Same. 3 broken wrists and an ankle. 😥 You?

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      4. vixxsneo‏ @vixxsneo May 15
        Replying to @LilBooboodaddy @TheWeirdWorld

        I've broken my right wrist and both ankles. I broke my wrist on thanksgiving. And I was walking around the block stepped off the road and broke one of my ankles. I stepped over a log and my ankle twisted. I thought I sprained it, but i broke it. I have weak ankles I guess.😑😅

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      2.  🎒‏ @curlyheadxio May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i don’t get it

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      3. RIAN  🤯‏ @RianVince May 15
        Replying to @curlyheadxio @TheWeirdWorld

        I assume you're not kidding and actually "don't get it". I don't necessarily think bones become stronger after they break and got repaired, but OP thinks so, and compared it to moms doubling the square knot of your shoelaces so they don't trip you when they naturally "untie".

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      4. Triston Mabry‏ @tristonlane May 15
        Replying to @RianVince @curlyheadxio @TheWeirdWorld

        They do. It is called Wolff's law. Source: Pre-med student

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      2. Stephanie McWilliams‏ @Steph_7890 May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @britto7

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      2. Jake Wass‏ @wass_jake May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can y’all retweet my tweet plz

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      3. atropa.‏ @LordAtropa May 15
        Replying to @wass_jake @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/32ZLr5YEQy

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      4. Jake Wass‏ @wass_jake May 15
        Replying to @LordAtropa @TheWeirdWorld

        Eh it was worth a shot

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      2. Nessa L‏ @NessaL55161866 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What so give me 2hints who or how and what or something but yes I am Trip over my feet step on a shovel walking /closth line myself and finally after that busted nose and migraine from hell but also very smart and goofy funny

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      3. Nessa L‏ @NessaL55161866 Jun 1
        Replying to @NessaL55161866 @TheWeirdWorld

        And just plain out fun to be around

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      1. Bintik Kucing‏ @bintik2016 May 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        OMG. I resemble this remark. 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Mya Pinto‏ @mya__pinto May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Let’s hope so, I just got my cast of yesterday from breaking my elbow ahaha

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      1. He Who Listens‏ @GodHandSinChild May 15
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        Wait, so Zenkai boosts are real?

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