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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 14

    It would be really satisfying if we could just take our spine out, oil it, crack it and then put it back.

    1:34 PM - 14 May 2018
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    • calamari.my.thoughts JP Clubb Nii Okpoti👑 FiftyShadesOfCringe π Norah Pines itookyourmans shelliane Julie Špílová
    53 replies 816 retweets 5,346 likes
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      2. BigBeanBoi‏ @ChezAndQuakers May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes, I also do feel like death is satisfying

        1 reply 1 retweet 30 likes
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      1. Peter Müller‏ @PeterMl32305846 May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You can do this but you can't survive this🤓

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      2. MJ‏ @MJaiwar May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And how about if we could open up the skull take out the brain grease it with cerebro spinal fluid and put back in..

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. MJ‏ @MJaiwar May 14
        Replying to @MJaiwar @TheWeirdWorld

        It would be more satisfying if we could open the chest take the heart out and put it back when needed so that no one will hurt it..

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. ACUMEN HOLDINGS‏ @ACUMEN_HOLDINGS May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Also if we could take our arms off and hang them up at night then put them back on in the morning.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jason  🇬🇭‏ @jslartey May 15
        Replying to @ACUMEN_HOLDINGS @TheWeirdWorld

        how you gon put your arms back on with no arms

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. ACUMEN HOLDINGS‏ @ACUMEN_HOLDINGS May 15
        Replying to @jslartey @TheWeirdWorld

        Small robot I guess. My biggest concern is a thief stealing them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        speaking of convenient gore: I’d love to peel the skin off my face to remove the acne underneath (I clearly don’t know shit about dermatology 😂)

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      1. nicc‏ @s7_ip May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I need to crack my back now lmao

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      1. Nicki Brown‏ @NickiBrown0915 May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @gbrown85 me 😂😂

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      1. Jenny‏ @Jenny51004957 May 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wtf

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      1. •Łädÿ Żęphÿr•‏ @gypsyminer May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think it’d be more satisfying if I can pop my head open like a pop can and massage my brain.

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      1. LOVE OF A LIFETIME (PAUL)‏ @LovingMyselfanL May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It would be satisfying to take out ALL your insides burn them, and then put them back in backwards

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      1. OꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟʟʏANᴇʀᴅ‏ @OfficiallyANerd May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You misspell 'horrifying'

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      1. Josh McCubbin  🇺🇸‏ @mccubbin_josh May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why the oil? Other than that yes

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      2. 🄻🄾🄻🄻🅈‏ @ace_wenchura May 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @Nearlyaninja

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      3. Saddam HuSabretooth‏ @Nearlyaninja May 14
        Replying to @ace_wenchura @TheWeirdWorld

        I needdddd

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      1. #shakes@omofilwe‏ @Shakes65626705 May 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have done it and it was perfect

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