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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 12

    Every microwave I’ve seen in recent years has a popcorn button, but every microwaveable bag of popcorn I’ve seen says “do not use the popcorn button”.

    9:32 PM - 12 May 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. thecouchpotato‏ @thecouchpotata May 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Why do we even have that lever?" Yzma

        1 reply 2 retweets 60 likes
      3. AM‏ @AyEm_AM May 12
        Replying to @thecouchpotata @TheWeirdWorld

        “Pull the lever, Kronk” *trap door opens* “Wrong leverrrrr!”

        1 reply 1 retweet 38 likes
      4.  🐸 ☕️ᒥᑭᐢ‏ @204meekis May 12
        Replying to @AyEm_AM @thecouchpotata @TheWeirdWorld

        I know want to watch the Emporors groovepic.twitter.com/bbjgFMM3Am

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      5.  🐸 ☕️ᒥᑭᐢ‏ @204meekis May 12
        Replying to @204meekis @AyEm_AM and

        Now* Emperor*

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Audrey Daigle‏ @adorablyaudrey May 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And then I’m like:pic.twitter.com/m4SUL6l1AE

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      2.  🕸 🕷 🎃Jaff-o-lantern 🎃 🕷 🕸‏ @jaffacake6991 May 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have never seen a microwave with a popcorn button, is it an American thing?

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. SnowyLilacs‏ @LilacsSnowy May 13
        Replying to @jaffacake6991 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Georgia Hiipakka‏ @georgiahiipakka May 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @natebarkerr

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. •Nate Barker•‏ @natebarkerr May 12
        Replying to @georgiahiipakka @TheWeirdWorld

        I’ve learned my lesson

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Georgia Hiipakka‏ @georgiahiipakka May 12
        Replying to @natebarkerr @TheWeirdWorld

        “why is my popcorn burnt”

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy May 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        who tf reads text on a popcorn bag?

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. Chance Baylor‏ @BaylorChance May 13
        Replying to @thatsuguy @TheWeirdWorld

        People who don't wanna be homeless

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy May 13
        Replying to @BaylorChance @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/XBooSi0Jp2

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. Chance Baylor‏ @BaylorChance May 20
        Replying to @thatsuguy @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes correlation

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy May 20
        Replying to @BaylorChance

        ok explain the correlation between reading text on a popcorn bag and being homeless

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Chance Baylor‏ @BaylorChance May 20
        Replying to @thatsuguy

        Beacause you could burn your house down if you dont read the text

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy May 20
        Replying to @BaylorChance

        who’s microwaving popcorn that long to burn down their house? It just takes like 2 1/2 minutes!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Chance Baylor‏ @BaylorChance May 20
        Replying to @thatsuguy

        To know the time they have to read the text

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Jared‏ @jared_alo May 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Is for people without those fancy "bags" of popcorn. Ppl poor enough to master the art of microwave know to buy (grow?) Kernels and put in a bowl to pop and butter and salt yourselves. Saves approximately $.38 per "bag" of popcorn. That's like $500 over a lifetime. College funds!

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