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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 11

    Getting an eyelash stuck in your eye is like hiring someone to protect you and having them punch you periodically.

    10:30 AM - 11 May 2018
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      2. OkMatt‏ @Apieist May 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        that's eyeronic

        2 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
      3. Ron Hiss‏ @ron_hiss May 11
        Replying to @Apieist @TheWeirdWorld

        Eye see what you did there....pic.twitter.com/KIloaY6ovb

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. Classic Guy™‏ @ClassicGuy100 May 11
        Replying to @ron_hiss @Apieist @TheWeirdWorld

        Can you stop? Eye don't like this joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Ron Hiss‏ @ron_hiss May 11
        Replying to @ClassicGuy100 @Apieist @TheWeirdWorld

        Eye don't know what you mean. Eye don't joke around.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Wolfi‏ @slvrwlf_ May 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        what are you smokin in that shower

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      1. Brittani Cooper‏ @Brlttanl May 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Getting one under your contact lens is equivalent to them setting you on fire. Lol

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      1. hey everybody i’m a  👻 👽 🧟‍♂️ with an ugly face‏ @1000pizzaslices May 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Every once in a while I hope a tweet pops up that's just a song lyric and not a mind-blowing factoid, in true shower form. 🎶Yeah I'm free / Free fallin'🎶

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      1. AshleyP‏ @YerARealBAshley May 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Just wanted a little attention was allpic.twitter.com/W9wzuS6kOm

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      1. Barbara B Watley‏ @BarbaraWatley May 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Goodness so true!

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      1. Just an average Sandvich‏ @justasandvich May 11
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        this is somewhat advanced but gets worse the more you think about it

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      1. SIADENDA SIANG'OMBE‏ @SIAD3NDA May 11
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        Or having a friend who turns out to be working against You #fakefriends #FakeLovepic.twitter.com/cMB0aeKeYR

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      1. Douglas Dawson‏ @Douglas02926988 May 11
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        Weak

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      1. Holier Than Thou‏ @KunkelSean May 11
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        Good insights

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      1. Hudaa_al‏ @H_aal8 May 11
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        omg i hate that, always happens to me #longlashes

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      1. Socorro Vazquez‏ @Socorro79956571 May 11
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        Lol!!

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      1. MONO • badbye’s bitch‏ @runch_randaaa May 11
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        Intellectual 😂

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      1. Deborah Mathis‏ @lit_djm May 11
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        Yes... this explains exactly how i feel.

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      1. Ron Hiss‏ @ron_hiss May 11
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        HaaaaaaaHAAHAHAAAA!!!! #truethat

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      1. Drake‏ @drakefugate May 11
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        I relate on a spiritual level

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