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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 7

    If marriage licenses had to be renewed periodically like all other licenses, not only would divorcing be a lot cleaner, but spouses might be discouraged from taking each other for granted.

    7:37 PM - 7 May 2018
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      1.  ♉ Alexandra Thornwood  🏳️‍🌈‏ @The_Marquees May 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think we should vote you for President...

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      1. Crystal‏ @Ccoffechats May 7
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      1. UnicornHerder‏ @SheReadsMore May 7
        Replying to @andrymashka @TheWeirdWorld

        Bless you. Why aren't there more relationships like this?

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      1. Pablo | Erecahr‏ @Erecahr May 7
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        I don't know about you but in Argentina that would be a burocratic HELL

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      1. super asleep‏ @dawndgo May 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Shoutout to married couples that renew their vows every other year 🙏

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      1. cynthia garcia‏ @cynthia30754997 May 8
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        Marriage is a financial arrangement It would be very complex to just let the license lapse

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      1. Abin Daya‏ @abin_daya May 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dei! As if life wasn't complicated enough!

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      2. د. مها الفهد‏ @alfahadM1 May 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A person who truly loves you will never take you for granted.

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      1. Hermann‏ @HerrHermann44 May 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah or we just shouldn’t have marriage licenses.

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      1. Robert Enck‏ @astro_puppy May 7
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        Whoa.

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      1. holly‏ @holly_4071 May 8
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        @OfficialJib this. So bloody true!! Haha

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      1. The Lady Locksmith‏ @locksmith_lady May 7
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        No thank you. That's dumb. Just another way for the goverment to have additional unnecessary control of our personal lives. I'm sure the same people who think documentation is unessesary, thought this is a no brainer up. See what I did there? Opened your eyes.

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      1. Vincent Byrd‏ @imjustvinsaiyan May 13
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        I concur! This would be phenomenal!!!

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      1. College Life For Dummies‏ @collegedummiez May 8
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        This needs to be a thing.

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      1.  🌊Danielle the 5th 🌊‏ @SnowmanMassacre May 8
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        OMG I HAVE SAID THIS FOR YEARS

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