@SMontgomery13 I have slept with so many celebrities in an alternate universe
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Those are some lucky alternate Scotts....
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Lmao its true, say hello to flirty Scott and cake scott
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If that’s the case then i’m currently living my alternate version’s scenario that he’s making up in his head.. and i cant help but wonder why he thought of this scenario

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I don't know why would anyone think about my scenario either
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But sometimes I play out scenarios where I meet a version of myself in an alternate universe.
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How dare my alternate universe self kiss my crush!
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Well I hate them because I wanna be them!
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my crush and I would be living happily

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..and every descision splits the universe into two.
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So if you decide one way then that becomes your path and the alternate decision becomes your alternate’s path

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...and vice versa. As doing nothing counts as a decision, I suspect I am the stable origin of a great many universes in each of which I’m active, successful and happy. It’s all quite exhausting. No wonder I appear so lazy.
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Wow alternate me is really living the life
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If the multiverse is real, then this would be an entirely accurate statement.
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I’d like to swap universes then please.
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I’m officially woke.
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