get in my lunchbox because you lookin' like a snacc
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she is something else lmfaooo
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shes a meal
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Yeah bro I'm gay and you're totally not attractive
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That's funny...
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What about "I'm sorry, I thought you were one of the strippers"
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With the package I'm blessed with it's hard not to think I as a stripper...thanks for noticing

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You have some weird thoughts lol
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Lol its amazing what the mind will do to make time pass
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Lol tell me about it, been down many a brain wormhole myself
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Lol a great imagination can be a blessing and a curse
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So what your saying is you should never actually hook up with someone, fall in love or marry someone you meet online or at a bar either by those rules.
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So... no asking her to drop the soap
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So a man shouldn't text his wife that he loves him if he wouldn't tell a man in prison that?
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I think it's clear that the woman at the club or online is a stranger he's trying to hit on.
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Maybe you just grow attached to people really quickly
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Imagine this Man in prison: hey baby boy i've grown quite attached to you even though i barely know you, i love you lets play drop the soap, also, i'll show you a pic of my dick
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I'm sure that'd work on some people

I prefer to be courted like a proper lady
And by courted I mean being sent awkward small talk because neither of us are comfortable enough to actually progress the conversation...
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