My rear end would disagree.
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Except for when you need it to be. Like in a silent waiting room or classroom taking a test.
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The stomach be like: "ooh, what a nice time to GROWL WITH ALL THE SOUNDS OF THE HELL MUWAHAHA"
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So you mean to tell me y’all don’t hear how loud it is when you’re hair is growing
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Clearly, we’ve never met
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Once organisms gained hearing ability and began preying on other organisms, those preyed upon organisms that were constantly noisy were pretty much nipped in the evolutionary bud.
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Have you ever eaten a whole can of baked beans? Ten hours later tell me how silent your body is.
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My stomach is loud AF
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Just wait. It gets louder as you age. LOLOLOL
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My stomach disagree with that
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As many shower thoughts as you have, I'd hate to see your water bill!

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That doesn't go for all humans tho
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Not if you could hear everything that’d be scary
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It really all depends on what you do to your body. LMAO
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Farts are quite loud
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