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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 5

    Buy 1 pizza and feed yourself for a day, but buy two pizzas and feed yourself for a day..

    10:33 PM - 5 May 2018
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    29 replies 903 retweets 6,154 likes
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      2. Vikrant‏ @VikraantHM May 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        🤔🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Vikrant‏ @VikraantHM May 5
        Replying to @VikraantHM @TheWeirdWorld

        Is there anything, I'm missing. Couldn't get this.

        4 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. shifuan‏ @mohamedshifuan May 5
        Replying to @VikraantHM @TheWeirdWorld

        Ever heard the following quote ? “Buy a fish for a man and feed him for a day, Teach a man how to fish and feed him for a lifetime”

        1 reply 1 retweet 30 likes
      5. coley‏ @MayDust May 6
        Replying to @mohamedshifuan @VikraantHM @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah, it plays off of that saying, pretty much saying no matter how many pizzas you order, you'll eat them all in one day anyways. 🍕

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. william murphy‏ @william52793177 May 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Teach your self to pizza and the possibility’s are endless.

        0 replies 2 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Patrick Lloyd‏ @CaptPatrick01 May 6
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        What are you ordering!? Personals!? Go big or go home!pic.twitter.com/6pbcdpdYsb

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      1. LUEKENGUYS 06‏ @BryanLueken May 5
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        Order the whole place.... feed yourself for a day

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      1. The_Man‏ @TheClaren May 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        There's no difference... At the end; it's still pizza you eat

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      1. Bonnie Smith‏ @BonnieKay88 May 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Haaa ha ha. Portion control is everything.

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      2. Ricky Joe‏ @LoafWild May 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Buy the whole pizza... and finally realize how alone you really are

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. shifuan‏ @mohamedshifuan May 5
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        Put pineapple on a pizza and Talk yo haters all day 🙊

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      2. (((krishna)))‏ @nomorebadvibes May 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @aniketshrouti16 why buy two pizzas when you can get one free 😂

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      1. Rosie Stirling‏ @StirlingRosie May 6
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        @MarcBash1

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      1. Vanessa Wood‏ @VanessaWood4 May 6
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        @danny66wood this is deffo you!

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      1. fishnski‏ @fishnski1 May 6
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        Cut your pizza into 6 pieces instead of 8 so u dont gain weight!

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      1. pedroortega‏ @pedroor93419298 May 5
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        I would buy two pizzas

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