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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 3

    If both the man and woman had to climax in order to achieve pregnancy, there’d be a lot less people in the world.

    9:59 PM - 3 May 2018
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      1. Citizen Ugly‏ @Citizen_Ugly May 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or a higher ratio of better sex

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      2. Debi Knight - survived DST 2018  🖖🏼‏ @Kerniggit May 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You know that was believed in medieval times so whilst women had to push out sprogs & face uncertain hygiene/medical treatment at least their men were attentive in bed.

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      3. Christopher Dart‏ @laddartist May 4
        Replying to @Kerniggit @TheWeirdWorld

        This is true! It was believed that a woman’s orgasm was required for her to release her eggs. The Puritans believed this, too. So basically Puritan woman had better sex lives then most modern ones. Ponder that. 🤔

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      4. Debi Knight - survived DST 2018  🖖🏼‏ @Kerniggit May 4
        Replying to @laddartist @TheWeirdWorld

        And also the more orgasms a woman had the better chance of pregnancy <sigh>

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Christopher Dart‏ @laddartist May 4
        Replying to @Kerniggit @TheWeirdWorld

        Happy wife, happy life 😁

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      2. ProfessorAGS‏ @AgsProfessor May 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why my philosophy is "Ladies ALWAYS come first".

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      3. MemeSpooky‏ @MemeSpector May 4
        Replying to @AgsProfessor @TheWeirdWorld

        For some, it's hard to do that

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      4. ProfessorAGS‏ @AgsProfessor May 4
        Replying to @MemeSpector @TheWeirdWorld

        Patience, my friend, patience. And don't forget technique.

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      2. Telos‏ @MelancholicNoah May 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not necessarily. This would only have happened due to evolution, so those humans would be perfectly suited to procreate in that manner. However, if we were to become like that as we are now, suddenly, then yes there would likely be less people.

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      3. AF | Ceege  👻‏ @CeegeArts May 3
        Replying to @MelancholicNoah @TheWeirdWorld

        ok i mean ur right but just because you posted this on a joke tweet ur wrong

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      4. Telos‏ @MelancholicNoah May 3
        Replying to @CeegeArts @TheWeirdWorld

        That was more or less the reason why I posted this 😜

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      1. Moore‏ @c_moore2012 May 3
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      1. Steve Sepaniak‏ @SteveSepaniak May 3
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        Or we can just administer a common sense test... that would definitely decrease the population

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      1. Tijuana Slim‏ @TijuanaSlim May 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        do you have any Idea how many guys would hamstring their A-Game (if they had one) if it meant he 100% wouldn't have to worry about kids... how many would never improve their technique for fear of being 'too good'?

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      2. Kelly Nicole Johnson‏ @kellynicole133 May 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        There'd be almost no people.

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      3. imightbethatguy‏ @ConorHartshorn May 3
        Replying to @kellynicole133 @TheWeirdWorld

        Shit u clearly ain't never had good dick

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      2. Dan “Skin Suit, but coordinated separates” Reeser‏ @sowkrdan May 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That would be such a weird display. Everyone would know about it if a couple had a bunch of kids.

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      3. Charlie  🏳️‍🌈 ⭕||-// 💛‏ @hey__charlie May 4
        Replying to @sowkrdan @TheWeirdWorld

        Adoption

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      4. Dan “Skin Suit, but coordinated separates” Reeser‏ @sowkrdan May 4
        Replying to @hey__charlie @TheWeirdWorld

        But the biological parents of those kids would have still had the singularity. It would be assumed for the adopted parents.

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      5. Charlie  🏳️‍🌈 ⭕||-// 💛‏ @hey__charlie May 4
        Replying to @sowkrdan @TheWeirdWorld

        Fair, but technically it wouldn't ve any different from knowing that two people had sexual relations without protection/ and their protection failed 😂

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