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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 2

    The older you get, the better you are at estimating the time required to microwave something.

    1:06 PM - 2 May 2018
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      1. spooky yen  🦇𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐ℎ‏ @ohsnapitzyen May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        it’s either 2 minutes or 30 seconds

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      2. Jef‏ @jeproxstarship May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Perfect sunny side up egg is 38 seconds in a bowl covered with a saucer.. You are welcome

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      3. rosalia burton‏ @BurtonRosalia May 2
        Replying to @jeproxstarship @TheWeirdWorld

        Is that right jef

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      4. Jef‏ @jeproxstarship May 2
        Replying to @BurtonRosalia @TheWeirdWorld

        Well, honestly, it works for me everytime Miss Burton. Give it a try, sometimes I sprinkle some spices on top too.. Now I want eggs

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. rosalia burton‏ @BurtonRosalia May 3
        Replying to @jeproxstarship @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol well than eat some 😍

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      1. Dr. Manga‏ @scorcher_blaze May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Boiled potatoes: 15 mins Noodles: 3 mins Macaroni: 15 mins Eggs: 2-4 mins Water: 2½ mins Pizza: 13 mins Lasagna: 10 mins Soy mince: 5 mins

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      2. Paul‏ @therealuba018 May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah.. ... I guess it's the more you use it

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      3. rosalia burton‏ @BurtonRosalia May 2
        Replying to @therealuba018 @TheWeirdWorld

        I agree Paul

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      1. highdren‏ @highdren May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I always wondered if these come from one guy or and stolen from everywhere

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      2. Princess Butter Knife‏ @princess_knife May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The perfect sandwhich is 17 seconds

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      2. M‏ @MarcDSimon76 May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Especially popcorn

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      1. Alyssa:)‏ @Alyssa20323671 May 2
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        The best popcorn time is 1:45

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      1. Finland‏ @FinnishMann May 3
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        I don't think that's exactly something we can all agree on. To me this post is very random.

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      1. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower May 2
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        Did you know that in 2020 they are going to create a negative microwave that can get a warm beer cold in less than 2 minutes?

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      1. Jade  🐶 ♈️ 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 🐱‏ @SweetJade79 May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I would say this also includes guessing the right tupperware for leftovers so you fit food perfectly without wasting space.

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      2. Léo Ottesen  1⃣ 3⃣ ⭐️‏ @leo_ottesen May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or, as americans call, "cooking"

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      1. Radovan P.‏ @RadoZeStrak May 3
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        Our microwave keeps lowering it's heating capability, we have it for about 15 years lol

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