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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 1

    Everyone has a zombie apocalypse plan but no one wants to admit they’ll die immediately and be part of the initial hoard.

    10:34 PM - 1 May 2018
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      2. Kyrain Vodenik‏ @Nakayaq May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol my dad is one of them obsessed zombies will happen soon type so I honestly hope I'll be fine

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Kyrain Vodenik‏ @Nakayaq May 1
        Replying to @Nakayaq @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait maybe not he is also the type to throw me at the zombies and run so...

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      2. Estrada‏ @Chabola07 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Looking at it from a different angle we are all zombies where the money is the virus.

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. College Life For Dummies‏ @collegedummiez May 2
        Replying to @Chabola07 @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/k4BAr9QII5

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      2. JC‏ @Jose_CarlosD May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The hardest part of the zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited about it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. JangleMB ‏ @Tornadolph May 2
        Replying to @Jose_CarlosD @TheWeirdWorld

        exactly 😂😆

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      1. Celina Helsel‏ @CelinaHelsel May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm pretty confident in the fact that I won't last 24 hour....

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      1. Nathalie‏ @nat_of_ink May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’ll still be fabulous thoughpic.twitter.com/eC58YkXW22

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      1. Cat  💜‏ @WasabiKitCat May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah, I can’t run more than about ten feet before I get out of breath.

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      1. ø‏ @Arriana_Cookie May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Im pretty confident i will be one of the few that will die first

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      1. D'Studios‏ @dstudiosappdev May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Love how this is a milder version of everyone thinks they're going to be successful but no on wants to admit that there's a chance they might fail......which is perfectly fine btw. 😁

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      2. Zara Feliciano‏ @WolfyIsWolfish May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My plan is to be eaten immediately to buy time for people who might actually be capable of escaping the initial hoard

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. [ ]‏ @FredrickTshuma May 5
        Replying to @WolfyIsWolfish @TheWeirdWorld

        Your name will be etched in historypic.twitter.com/flA5fuHWKj

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      1. karen‏ @momflem May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have no plan. I scream. I know I will be sacrificed so others may get away.

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      1. C. Barrow Wight (A Madman Unhing'd)‏ @ubersoft May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Iron_Fox

        Nah, that's me. I'm either the wisecracking annoying guy or the guy who thinks that in the end society and civilized behavior will prevail and genre-wise that means I'm probably gone in Act One.

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      1. Ruben Gutierrez‏ @Rooben456 May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh no I fully admit to it. I even wanna go ahead and say I’m sorry for converting some of y’all if I do 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      1. happyfacestore‏ @Pbc60174782 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I hope I turn quick. The zombies they don't have worries they just walk around around without a care.

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      1. *‏ @RubberPuck1969 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @skateallington

        Never !!! I’ll survive it .. #LifeGoals

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      1. ZK 🎈 Just Wants To Help You Float...‏ @TheLateGreatZK May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But... That IS my Zombie Plan...

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