Lol my dad is one of them obsessed zombies will happen soon type so I honestly hope I'll be fine
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Wait maybe not he is also the type to throw me at the zombies and run so...
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Looking at it from a different angle we are all zombies where the money is the virus.
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The hardest part of the zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited about it.
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I'm pretty confident in the fact that I won't last 24 hour....
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Yeah, I can’t run more than about ten feet before I get out of breath.
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Im pretty confident i will be one of the few that will die first
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Love how this is a milder version of everyone thinks they're going to be successful but no on wants to admit that there's a chance they might fail......which is perfectly fine btw.
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My plan is to be eaten immediately to buy time for people who might actually be capable of escaping the initial hoard
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I have no plan. I scream. I know I will be sacrificed so others may get away.
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Nah, that's me. I'm either the wisecracking annoying guy or the guy who thinks that in the end society and civilized behavior will prevail and genre-wise that means I'm probably gone in Act One.
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Oh no I fully admit to it. I even wanna go ahead and say I’m sorry for converting some of y’all if I do
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I hope I turn quick. The zombies they don't have worries they just walk around around without a care.
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Never !!! I’ll survive it ..
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But... That IS my Zombie Plan...
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