Beware of the ad "Parachute for sale. Used once. Never opened"
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Do you party if you ever come out of the shower?
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He/she's never out of the shower. He/she party in the shower tho
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I’m pretty sure all of his/her big moments in life happened in the shower: birth, when he was weaned, first day of school, first job application.......kind of an at home person
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What about for suicide vests?
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hahahaha ... There is no one left to give those
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That’s because whoever buys them dies
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No, because they turn into clouds
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If at first you don't succeed try try again. Except for parachuting.
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Same thing with pilots...
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Not strictly true; the Deceased’s family could do one

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content is truly out of this world my dude
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Hilarious
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Well I mean what if someone's friend watched them jump first
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You’ve posted this before.
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