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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 1

    You are unlikely to find negative reviews while shopping for parachutes online.

    8:34 PM - 1 May 2018
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      1. Tracy‏ @allbayedup May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Beware of the ad "Parachute for sale. Used once. Never opened"

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      2. What?twice‏ @WhatTwice May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do you party if you ever come out of the shower?

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      3. RIAN  🤯‏ @RianVince May 1
        Replying to @WhatTwice @TheWeirdWorld

        He/she's never out of the shower. He/she party in the shower tho

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. What?twice‏ @WhatTwice May 2
        Replying to @RianVince @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m pretty sure all of his/her big moments in life happened in the shower: birth, when he was weaned, first day of school, first job application.......kind of an at home person

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      1. Sp00ky Brody‏ @TS_Venom May 1
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        pic.twitter.com/Cy17gr6cE3

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      1. Kai‏ @Bartholomue May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @dallas_obrien

        What about for suicide vests?

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      2. Arshdeep‏ @arsh_kaur7 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        hahahaha ... There is no one left to give those

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      2. Jessica Fishman‏ @Talsfangirl May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s because whoever buys them dies

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      4. Jessica Fishman‏ @Talsfangirl May 2
        Replying to @DerEwigeZionazi @TheWeirdWorld

        No, because they turn into clouds 🙄

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @TrentMitch

        If at first you don't succeed try try again. Except for parachuting.

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      1. Jordan Jerore‏ @jjerore23 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same thing with pilots...

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not strictly true; the Deceased’s family could do one 😡😡

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      1. Alex‏ @Whatchu_Meannn May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        content is truly out of this world my dude

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      1. Muhammad‏ @MRizwanAkram85 May 3
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        Hilarious

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      1. Memelord1818‏ @Memelord_1818 May 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well I mean what if someone's friend watched them jump first

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      1. Nathan Cook‏ @NathanC46464233 May 2
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        You’ve posted this before.

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