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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 1

    If you hear someone say “Hey, Miss” it sounds normal, but if you hear “Hey, Mister” you expect to see a young boy from 1940 selling you newspapers.

    4:33 PM - 1 May 2018
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      2. Mr. Wedberg‏ @MrWeedberg May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/IoewAAqWLJ

        1 reply 1 retweet 34 likes
      3. UwUandOwO‏ @UwUandOwOandAwo May 1
        Replying to @MrWeedberg @TheWeirdWorld

        xD! Cyanide and happiness? AHHH!

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      1. kmen1999‏ @kimmi_mentha May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        *Mind blown*

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      1. lol i am really sad‏ @picklely_peanut May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        At my old school we called female teachers miss and male teaches mister. They didn’t care I’m pretty sure they liked it

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      1. Ethan Herman‏ @ethanherman03 May 1
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        And then if you hear "hey teacher" you expect to hear "leave them kids alone"

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      1. Jordyn‏ @jordynmaddie May 1
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        Am I from Louisiana if I imagine Mardi Gras and someone saying throw me something mister?

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      1. Steve Potter‏ @Moving_Chicane May 1
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        Or, asking you to buy beer for them.

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      1. Fat Cat Dance‏ @dougiamm May 1
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        Elderly person here in denial - don't like to hear sir or mister in most contexts.

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      1. Matthew Krulc‏ @MKrulc May 1
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        @mjschnur2

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      1. K‏ @KDragonDrawer May 16
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        OH FUCK that’s exactly how i said otbon my mind

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      1. michelle mckinnon‏ @chellemck May 2
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        I'd rather hear "hey miss".. Than "hey Mrs"... Oooft makes me feel bloody ancient 😕

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      1. Fawks le spoopy Fur‏ @Davefawksfailsa May 2
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        Or someone being told off

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      1. UnicornHerder‏ @SheReadsMore May 1
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        Southern responses are "yes, ma'am, no ma'am" to me. I know this is polite manners, but I don't feel respectable enough to me called ma'am. I visualize ma'ams as women way above my social class, rich, beautiful, and catered to by men. I got none of that going on.

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      1. epic fail‏ @epic_game_fails May 1
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        CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME

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      1. Taylor Mack‏ @necdotal May 1
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        @family_jules052

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      1. C•H•L•O•E‏ @theFLyIngTamatO May 1
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        So true😂😂

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      1. Welsh girl  💙‏ @welshgirl1101 May 1
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Brittney Maxwell‏ @muzik_gyrl15 May 1
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        Yea wouldn’t someone normally say “Hey, sir”

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      1. Godfrey‏ @SaiyansNxtMatch May 1
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        Or someone trying to fight

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