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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 30

    The first lesson in sex ed class should be how much money it costs to care for a child.

    10:33 PM - 30 Apr 2018
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      2. Jay‏ @jfraze123 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And if you have money REALLY BE CAREFUL! Especially if your a man

        3 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. KS‏ @ItsMeKimle Apr 30
        Replying to @jfraze123 @TheWeirdWorld

        You're

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      4. Jay‏ @jfraze123 Apr 30
        Replying to @ItsMeKimle @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/tnN7MssaZD

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. ғʟᴀᴍᴇᴛʜʀᴏᴡᴇʀ‏ @luckyisdesi May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As someone who was in charge of sex ed in school, i always liked to tell the teens 'Use condoms, because I know none of yall like babies, nor have the money to raise one!'

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Dylbo the Great‏ @DylanKling1 May 1
        Replying to @luckyisdesi @TheWeirdWorld

        Not a teacher, but I always tell people when they talk about how much they hate buying condoms and birth control that condoms are cheaper than Pampers

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. They call me Weirdo‏ @KeepLivingDead May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And then how much condoms/the pill cost in comparison

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      1. ProfessorAGS‏ @AgsProfessor Apr 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        First lesson should be: "So what did you think was going to happen?"

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      1. Bill Huber‏ @BillHuber847 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The second lesson is if you need the government to pay for the first one you have no business having a 2nd one.

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      1. The Ghost of Nate Carney 🐐 ☘‏ @NateTheApostate Apr 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The final lesson as well.

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      2. Husky Jack DM me.‏ @HuskyJack92 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @BobBkitty

        Some people will still have unprotected sex because they are stupid.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Gabriel‏ @Gabriel35220404 Apr 30
        Replying to @HuskyJack92 @TheWeirdWorld @BobBkitty

        But then they will have no other excuse, other than the fact they're dumbasses

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Husky Jack DM me.‏ @HuskyJack92 May 1
        Replying to @Gabriel35220404 @TheWeirdWorld @BobBkitty

        People be like abstinence education is causing teen pregnancy and I'm here like. Nope its kids are stupid enough to not use rubbers or get the pill.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Gabriel‏ @Gabriel35220404 May 1
        Replying to @HuskyJack92 @TheWeirdWorld @BobBkitty

        Ik. I'm not one for abstience, but Jesus, use birth control. It ain't perfect, but it sure as hell is better than nothing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Winter Rose‏ @WinterRose0312 May 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Those small humans are so damn expensive!! Always needed SOMETHING!! Clothes, the cool toy, FOOD!! Holy cow food!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. CodeRed‏ @SirCodedRed May 1
        Replying to @WinterRose0312 @TheWeirdWorld

        Don’t feed them

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      2. Guy Waters‏ @waterguy86 Apr 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And how cheap condoms n butt lube are in comparison.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Gabriel‏ @Gabriel35220404 Apr 30
        Replying to @waterguy86 @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd follow you, but you got 69 followers and I don't wanna destroy this

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Guy Waters‏ @waterguy86 May 1
        Replying to @Gabriel35220404 @TheWeirdWorld

        Much obliged my good man, cheers to the dedication 🍻

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Gabriel‏ @Gabriel35220404 May 1
        Replying to @waterguy86 @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh well you're down to 67, so what the hell

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation

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