How many showers do you have everyday.
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It’s a rare bare bipolar bi polar bear
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How much can a polar bear bear?


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I think you should reduce the duration of your showers.. They’re really taking a toll on the world
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I love it, what kinda gas you smoke to come up with this though
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I suspect he lives in Colorado...

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For this type of shit oh yeah
it may a girl though who knows
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omg ik people can stop
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But every polarbear is naked *inception music*
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I’m naked under my clothes.
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And if they are wearing sunglasses and endangered: A rare bare bipolar bi polar bear wearing polarized sunglasses
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Polar bears are an endangered species. That’d make a bare bipolar bi polar bear a rare bare bipolar bi polar bear
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You know I worry about people sometimes
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Don't call me and my love of polar bears out like this.
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Stop looking in my windows!
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