My humans don’t dare do this to me after the first time they did resulted in dozens of lacerations to their hands, arms, and faces. They do, however, persist in doing it to the tiniest canine, much to my chagrin. :D
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Aahhhhhhhumbdidlaha hambuya





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H: WHAT did Jason just tweet?!?!




M: ?
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@HAI_is4_horses nobody knows the exact words






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I’m sure SOMEONE knows the exact words. Just not us
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But you all could sing it in your heads as to what I was typing out




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I did sing it how you typed it, out loud, Hailey sniggered



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Millions is a bold statement
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Thank you for reminding me that I’m old
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my dog is included in this statistic
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Not just cats. I held up my short girlfriend too. She was angry.

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And dogs. And babies. And guru blunts.
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Don't forget about us smol people. You may not see us but we're here. No. Down here.
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Don’t forget the dogs
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