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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 26

    Maybe dogs don't even like to play fetch, they just bring us the ball because they think we love it and want to make us happy.

    9:39 AM - 26 Apr 2018
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    • Lunaokami bepholanbeauty 8 años, PROMISE. ❤️ Lisa J Kaliyah Blackburn Nina Cordova Theo Ceasar Reihanna Ocampo maggie
    61 replies 2,270 retweets 11,268 likes
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      2. Peter Müller‏ @PeterMl32305846 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They like to chase the ball but they don't want to give it back

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      1. Justin Cheesman‏ @justin_cheesman Apr 26
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        wasn’t ready for this onepic.twitter.com/hOVPcQsRoB

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      1. Timbo‏ @t_haitsma Apr 26
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        It’s a way to give them attention and love. The notion of them getting exercise is just an added bonus

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      1. Gary Hyslop‏ @gforce2002 Apr 26
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        Making us happy brings them happiness, which again is why humanity totally doesn’t deserve them.

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      1. Josette Rodney‏ @hebrewbeauty Apr 27
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        Never thought of it this way...that's so sweet tho....dogs are so loyal...

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      1. Anna Shirah Coe‏ @Annathesaurus Apr 26
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        They're called man's best friend for a reason.

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      1. Ricky Ricardo‏ @179rta Apr 26
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        pic.twitter.com/ofIsD8b5c8

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      1. Mark‏ @markmags95 Apr 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This. Makes me feel good.

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      1. Mikey Whisenand‏ @MikeyWhisenand Apr 26
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        We don’t deserve the puppers

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      1. Tina Geane‏ @grownupTeen2 Apr 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Noooooo, this is the worst one you've written, you made ppl think too deep and and NOT about their pets!!! You've written about wife's, husbands, moms , dad's.....But when it comes to pets they have fallen apart!!!

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      1. Sally Gagne‏ @SallyGagne3 Apr 27
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        We'll never know for sure

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      1. vanitrf‏ @vanatihd Apr 26
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        @alinastfs

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      1.  🎃skeleton season 🎃‏ @SheWh0Was Apr 26
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        I sadly can't do this with my arthritic dogger but I know for a fact that when she knows I'm happy, she's the greatest dog someone could have

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      1. sharna miles‏ @sharnamiles Apr 26
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        @skylajc3

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      1. Anne‏ @Anne19521 Apr 26
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        Maybe

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      1. Kel Mazur‏ @kelmazur Apr 26
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        Then why does my cat play fetch?

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      1. ThatChibiGirl‏ @empresseika Apr 26
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        And sometimes they get bored too that's why they'll put up a fight when you try to take the ball away from their mouth

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      1. text posts‏ @FaultyGecko Apr 26
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        Some of these are cool if you don’t think any deeper than with what you’re given.

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