Who the hell would want us
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Lol this is funny,imma have to agree with this in that way
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“There’s plenty of fish in the sea”
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“There’s plenty of human sapiens in the galaxy” -avid extraterrestrial father teaching son to fish
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You can come out of the shower now...
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I remember reading a Science Fiction story about that plot like 40 years ago. Sadly, the author escapes me now. But he had great ideas about what the aliens could use as bait! Nowadays, it will be smartphones, I guess. So, when you find one lying around, don't pick it up!
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It could also mean your drunk or high as fuck and you starte seeing things that aren’t real
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lol ain't my problem.
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They are not wary of the surroundings.
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But we eat fish when we go fishing
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Imagine alien Tinder profile pics, showing off their weirdest abducted humans to the universe at large
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Fish get abducted by “aliens”
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The bait mustn't have any sugar or E numbers in it or I'm not biting
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