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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 19

    Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

    9:59 PM - 19 Apr 2018
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      2. Salvador mendoza‏ @imarealperson52 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If it's a receipt , whats the price of a person ?

        5 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Tram Pham‏ @tramphb Apr 19
        Replying to @imarealperson52 @TheWeirdWorld

        Love !

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      2. ||-// dead inside ||-//‏ @what_in_hecc Apr 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Could I use this “receipt” to return a human being? If so, where do I return my human being?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. ||-// dead inside ||-//‏ @what_in_hecc Apr 20
        Replying to @what_in_hecc @TheWeirdWorld

        Follow up question, could I return myself?

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. you don't know‏ @sohstoked Apr 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah? Try fucking returning a human

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Logan Waller‏ @LoganWaller10 Apr 20
        Replying to @sohstoked @TheWeirdWorld

        Adoption is like a return or a regifting.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. VR17‏ @viktorraileanu Apr 19
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        Hard to return

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      2. Leah Smit‏ @LeahsmittySmit Apr 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Where do I go to return myself?

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      1. ItsAlly 🌵‏ @allyplagenza Apr 19
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        No returns, but you can donate to your local fire station.

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      1. Alice Cruelty‏ @AliceCruelty Apr 20
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        Just without the return option

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      1. Anne  🌻‏ @Annesviews Apr 20
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        Haha I would like to return this human I’m not satisfied with it 😂😂😂

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      1. Donovan Keed‏ @realdonovankidd Apr 20
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        Id like to return myself

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      1. DETERMINED‏ @DonnaGaddy8 Apr 20
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        It is your BIRTH right to have a name your parents named you. Also,your first award for being born Birth Certificate .

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      1. salma‏ @sa1manavarr0 Apr 20
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        Except you can’t return them

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      1. ash  🌙‏ @the_deadly_doll Apr 20
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        And death certificates are receipts for spaces we’re buried in

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