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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 19

    I think my cat paws me when I sleep because I pet her when she is sleeping.

    1:58 PM - 19 Apr 2018
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    19 replies 439 retweets 3,592 likes
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      2. Curling Dave‏ @HammerBonespiel Apr 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sweet thought. Actually she's probably testing to see if you are ready to eat.

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      1. thatguy‏ @Merit81874942 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just wake up with scratches

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      2. SpooKay‏ @kaylifergus Apr 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @caroline_eader so do you nibble on Ag’s paws?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. carol‏ @caroline_eader Apr 19
        Replying to @kaylifergus @TheWeirdWorld

        uhh.... don't wanna answer that one sorry

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. DETERMINED‏ @DonnaGaddy8 Apr 19
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        pic.twitter.com/p82uh4XM1G

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      1. Lisa P in the ATL  🙌🏻‏ @tippy_jane Apr 19
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        @Primula_England

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      1. Lorne Gillies‏ @LorneGillies Apr 19
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        @tonimacintyrex

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      1. 5jantakepas‏ @remotehai Apr 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @TheBookofGinko

        ok

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      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlan‏ @NolanDaHunter Apr 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My friend @TheDerpo is having an existential crisis after reading this.

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      1. Avinash Ingale‏ @legionwings Apr 22
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        Tit for tat 😀

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      1. Robert Fremming‏ @robfremming Apr 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Makes me think on that.

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      1. I'm Just A Kris‏ @dragonstorm86 Apr 19
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        I'm [pretty sure my dog licks me when i'm sleeping

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      1. Robert Salazar Jr‏ @RJRS1998 Apr 19
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        How come I never heard of this before?

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      1. Mř_HãššãÑĪ 💏《 🇸🇴/ 🇸🇦》‏ @Malaaqa252 Apr 19
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        get away from her when you want sleep😂

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      1. COMEDY GUILD‏ @comedy_guild Apr 19
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        Or she's just a dick....

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      1. Luna‏ @lunalinnea1 Apr 19
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        @Imag0n omg!🤯

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      1. Vicky_hsu‏ @pwvickypu Apr 19
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        The cat rememberspic.twitter.com/QrQcCqGMH4

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      1. Richard Borrows‏ @ricroc80 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        True 😂

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