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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 16

    The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

    2:31 PM - 16 Apr 2018
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      1. Wal Skynner‏ @WalSkynner Apr 16
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        They just looking for ppl to drink with, they never wanted war

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      1. Andrew Moura‏ @AndrewMoura9 Apr 16
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        They haven't had a war in over 200 years. They can do whatever they want with their weapons and not care

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      1. Taylor Padgett‏ @JurassicTaylor9 Apr 16
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        “Hey man, we don’t need to fight! You got some wine? I got a corkscrew!”

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      1. Tom from Maryland‏ @Tom_from_MD_TWD Apr 16
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        "For those of you who have never opened Chardonnay under fire...." (Robin Williams)pic.twitter.com/RbF4u3NPUt

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      1. Vanessa Gillieo‏ @VanessaGillieo Apr 16
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        Haha, I never thought of it that way...

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      1. sekkoritsu 寂孤立‏ @IronJohney Apr 16
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        Or it’s there to drink away their defeat?

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      1. The Rational Front‏ @TheRationalFro1 Apr 16
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        Replace the knives in any knife fight scene in any film with swiss army knives, especially if you had to pick a 'blade' at random....Tweezers versus bottle opener to the death! I would pay actual cash money to see that

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      1. Billy Godwin‏ @BillyGodwin04 Apr 21
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        That is so good

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      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlan‏ @NolanDaHunter Apr 17
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        Yea lmao

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      2. Pierr Dantis‏ @dante_pierro Apr 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha. Why didn’t I think of that before

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      3. Kuntry Dad‏ @jack_graue_boii Apr 17
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        T – at Knights Of Columbus Hall (#1250)

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      1. INDIGO BLUE‏ @Dim_lit_rooms Apr 16
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        These always make my day 😂...

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