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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 15

    Being a surgeon is like being a mechanic except you have to fix the car while the engine is running.

    5:02 PM - 15 Apr 2018
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      2. Pierr Dantis‏ @dante_pierro Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Being a dentist is like fixing a scared car while it’s engine is pooping

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      2. GreatCthulhu‏ @GreatCthulhu420 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Some surgeons work on awake patients... Depends on what the surgery is... Bad part is I'd trust a mechanic long before I'd trust a Dr... Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Thomas A. Sumter‏ @SabiaScientist Apr 15
        Replying to @GreatCthulhu420 @TheWeirdWorld

        I would say I'm offended but then again it's understandable. You can buy a new car if your mechanic messes up. If we mess up a surgery. You can't buy a new you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. GreatCthulhu‏ @GreatCthulhu420 Apr 15
        Replying to @SabiaScientist @TheWeirdWorld

        Not trying to offend, but the vast majority of my interactions with doctors has soured me on the profession as a whole. I'm of course fully aware of all of the great ones out there, unfortunately I've never met any of them. Luckily I'm in decent health for my age👍

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      5. Thomas A. Sumter‏ @SabiaScientist Apr 15
        Replying to @GreatCthulhu420 @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha no worries I was joking about being offended. I promise. Im sadden by your experiences with those bad Doctors.I encourage to keep even a sliver of optimism hidden away for us in case of emergency.I hope your next encounter with a doc will be worthwhile. Besides you met me 😀

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      6. GreatCthulhu‏ @GreatCthulhu420 Apr 15
        Replying to @SabiaScientist @TheWeirdWorld

        True, true. 👍👌

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      1. Daniel Demastus‏ @d_demastus Apr 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Think of it this way; for drs, there are only 2 mods and the have built in fault readers. For mechs, there's a chance you'll work on something you've never touched before every day; on top of that, the associated diagnostics are ridiculously complex.

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      1. Michael Renner‏ @MJRagain Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Through the tail pipe...

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      2. Genkz‏ @Allout_Gaming Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If a mechanic can’t fix the problem you can always get another car, but if surgeon can’t I’m pretty sure you’re screwed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Toasty‏ @ToastyJelly Apr 15
        Replying to @Allout_Gaming @TheWeirdWorld

        A mechanic can always fix the cars its a matter of cost

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      4. Genkz‏ @Allout_Gaming Apr 15
        Replying to @ToastyJelly @TheWeirdWorld

        That is true, but if the cost of fixing the car it the same as a new car wouldn’t you go for the new one p.s I totally want some toast with jelly now

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      1. smarter than the average Bear‏ @manuelb03380053 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You also have fewer replacement parts and can’t control the alcohol based fuel used

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      1. SingleFry‏ @Gabdrew04 Apr 15
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        I'm watching Grey's Anatomy and this came up on my timeline 😂

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      1. Dre In PG!‏ @dreinpg Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well mechanics don’t do that because they like to keep their fingers....

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      1. Drew N‏ @Lostandworse Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Body chill method, look it up. It’s crazy.

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      1. ALEXANDER!‏ @DhafraMafia Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        See ac recharge or any leak check

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      1. The Rational Front‏ @TheRationalFro1 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        An organic mechanic!

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      1. AbdulRahman A. Wurno‏ @88bullz Apr 18
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        @MuhdManju

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      1. 先生これは私の家です‏ @TheGrenade250 Apr 17
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        That's finna woke.

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