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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 13

    If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    8:02 PM - 13 Apr 2018
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    • Lebza~|MR.MLK.|;-) Craig Kilgore Eugenio Alba Sheila Thomas Martin Niki J Liam🔥 xjamesx
    91 replies 1,646 retweets 6,589 likes
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      2. Zac Wasula‏ @Real_ZacWasula Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If two fishes wished to watch two witches wash two Irish watches, which fish would wish to watch which witch wash which Irish wrist watch?

        5 replies 7 retweets 54 likes
      3. Pongo‏ @Capsulesmax Apr 14
        Replying to @Real_ZacWasula @TheWeirdWorld

        Wrong

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      1. acho q é Bertão‏ @YoSoyBertus Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Each witch would watch their own watch

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      1. parkhyun‏ @jiminiexbacon Apr 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        each witch would watch the watch the witch wishes to watch

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      2. Dot‏ @Dot4447 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The first with would watch the second watch and the second with would watch the first watch. Now the witch watching the first watch would become the first witch and the witch watching the second watch would become the second witch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Dot‏ @Dot4447 Apr 14
        Replying to @Dot4447 @TheWeirdWorld

        But as I said, the first witch would watch the second watch so the first watch is actually thr second watch but its also a given that that one would be atched by the second witch. By this the conclusion is that there was actually only one wutch watching a watch.

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      4. Zac Wasula‏ @Real_ZacWasula Apr 14
        Replying to @Dot4447 @TheWeirdWorld

        Here's a short story I wrote for my senior year English class in '14.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hazwd0J8VVtyCuGw3fu7fhTsZDa4GWkCuwKHDMzhJY8/edit?usp=drivesdk …

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      2. Finn & Poe Forever‏ @LaLaLandOKC Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        1987 wants that lame ass joke back

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. st-tches‏ @st_tches Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's 2018 why would anyone be using a watch let alone a magic-wielding being such as a witch

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      1. Jackie‏ @Serendipity_Jax Apr 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They would switch.

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      1. Iqra Shafique‏ @IqraShafique13 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        'Which Witch' would watch 'Which Watch' and the other one would watch the other watch

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      1. Sheila Mc.‏ @MusingsbyShe Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Whichever witch wanted to watch whichever watch. Whether with bands (worn on wrists) or wobbly, worn on witch's breasts, (woven with weatherered warbler wings) a watched watch won't wander,will it?

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      1. Joyce‏ @Joyc444 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Both would watch both watches

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      1. Eric Mora‏ @EricMora27 Apr 14
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        imagine living in a world where everyone is free to talk to themselves and no one is judging... Thinking out loud

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      1. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Apr 13
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        Witches don't care about time because it is always the suitable time for doing evil stuff.

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      2. Jennie‏ @itspartiesplus Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Much how would wood a chuck wood much if a chuck chuck would how much?pic.twitter.com/QeIruRemK0

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mookie Digits‏ @MookieDigits Apr 13
        Replying to @itspartiesplus @TheWeirdWorld

        I have never tripped over something mentally before.

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      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlan‏ @NolanDaHunter Apr 14
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Only time itself can tell u...

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      1. Saints‏ @SaintsGhost116 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Thx. my brain hurts now.

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