Babies need pockets for their cookies lol
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Adult people eat more cookies than babies
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Yes but women have purses to carry their cookies in

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And since babies don't eat as much cookies, they need to keep them for later
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I freaking love this thread
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Could I have a cookie feelin' really hungry right now
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Yes lol
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A purse is just a bigger, weaponised pocket
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It's a tactic used by the fashion industry to get women to buy purses. If she doesn't have pockets, how else will she carry her wallet, keys, etc. And also, most men don't have purses. That's why men's pants have huge pockets.
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And babies just have pockets for no reason I guess
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To hide all the snacks grandma gives them that they shouldn't have.
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The real question we should be asking!
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Easy..........cops never search baby's
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Easy - babies need real pockets to hold their cigarettes
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This is the most important question of our time

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Babies need a place to carry their emergency back-up binky
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