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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 13

    Why do women’s pants have fake pockets but baby pants have real pockets?

    11:45 AM - 13 Apr 2018
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      2. Lis Marie‏ @LisMarieTwisted Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Babies need pockets for their cookies lol

        2 replies 0 retweets 56 likes
      3. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Apr 13
        Replying to @LisMarieTwisted @TheWeirdWorld

        Adult people eat more cookies than babies

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      4. Lis Marie‏ @LisMarieTwisted Apr 13
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes but women have purses to carry their cookies in 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      5. Hassan Ali‏ @_hali_ Apr 13
        Replying to @LisMarieTwisted @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        And since babies don't eat as much cookies, they need to keep them for later

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      6. °•:*Josephine*:•°‏ @JoosVega Apr 13
        Replying to @_hali_ @LisMarieTwisted and

        I freaking love this thread

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      7. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Apr 13
        Replying to @JoosVega @_hali_ and

        Could I have a cookie feelin' really hungry right now

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. Lis Marie‏ @LisMarieTwisted Apr 13
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @JoosVega and

        Yes lol

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      9. Brock Bradford‏ @dude_what_am_i Apr 13
        Replying to @LisMarieTwisted @AngryMaxPower and

        A purse is just a bigger, weaponised pocket

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Tlalli Lopez‏ @TlalliLopez Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's a tactic used by the fashion industry to get women to buy purses. If she doesn't have pockets, how else will she carry her wallet, keys, etc. And also, most men don't have purses. That's why men's pants have huge pockets.

        4 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
      3. Tlalli Lopez‏ @TlalliLopez Apr 13
        Replying to @TlalliLopez @TheWeirdWorld

        And babies just have pockets for no reason I guess

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. Ola Kaluhiokalani‏ @46bigkahuna Apr 13
        Replying to @TlalliLopez @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s a satchelpic.twitter.com/yB8jTVp6oK

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Nicole Senteno‏ @Nikko_La_La Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        To hide all the snacks grandma gives them that they shouldn't have.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Adam Pearson‏ @pearsonadam12 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The real question we should be asking!

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      2. North Side Jester‏ @SideJester Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Easy..........cops never search baby's

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      1. Happy Friday‏ @ahappyfriday Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Easy - babies need real pockets to hold their cigarettes

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      1. Prem Kumar‏ @Gooner_prem Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @ashviita why?

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      1. Alden R.‏ @aldenroyd Apr 13
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        This is the most important question of our time 🙋‍♀️👖

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      1. Unimpressed is Yoda‏ @Acadian_Is_Yoda Apr 13
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        Babies need a place to carry their emergency back-up binky

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