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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 12

    There are two types of hotel guests in the world: those who ask when tomorrow’s breakfast begins, and those who ask when it ends.

    12:03 PM - 12 Apr 2018
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    • Max Movius Dýrfinna Mjöll tanesia nichole 🍄 kmualsss ☆ Sofia☺️ Kayla  Beaman Kevin Charlotte Dalrymple
    40 replies 788 retweets 5,020 likes
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      2. пизда‏ @LucasIsFamous Apr 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually three. Those who don't eat at all!

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      3. Julian‏ @Julian_1203 Apr 12
        Replying to @LucasIsFamous @TheWeirdWorld

        And those who ask when it starts and ends.

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      4. пизда‏ @LucasIsFamous Apr 12
        Replying to @Julian_1203 @TheWeirdWorld

        Or those who don't leave the house. Ever. *ME*

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Julian‏ @Julian_1203 Apr 12
        Replying to @LucasIsFamous @TheWeirdWorld

        Well, me too. But if I ever go to a hotel, I'd ask when the breakfast starts and ends.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. пизда‏ @LucasIsFamous Apr 13
        Replying to @Julian_1203 @TheWeirdWorld

        I wouldn't.

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      2. Doug Johnson  🐧‏ @DougKlaaJohnson Apr 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The first group are not to be trusted under any circumstances...morning-people are truly alien replicants of some sort...

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Parker Solem-Sevier‏ @ptsolsev Apr 12
        Replying to @DougKlaaJohnson @TheWeirdWorld

        Can confirm.

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      4. Doug Johnson  🐧‏ @DougKlaaJohnson Apr 12
        Replying to @ptsolsev @TheWeirdWorld

        ...Can confirm because you have *proof* of said replicants, or because you *are* one of said replicants? >.>

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Parker Solem-Sevier‏ @ptsolsev Apr 12
        Replying to @DougKlaaJohnson @TheWeirdWorld

        I think I did an adequate job.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Rebecca Flugrath‏ @RFlugrath Apr 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then there's those who ask both

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      1. Se não tem Ciro vai Haddad  1⃣ 3⃣‏ @jon_isnou Apr 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        eu pergunto os dois pois como no começo e depois volto pra comer no fim

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      1. David Jackman‏ @DavidJackman15 Apr 12
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        @NinjaTurtleOX and those that Rob anything not nailed down haha

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      1. MakeupByMe‏ @MakeupByMe11 Apr 12
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        I’m both

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      2. Natalie Nieves‏ @Natalilly_ Apr 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @lalalalexii @RasheedSooudi

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      1. Train Commuter‏ @RailNit Apr 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @mr_w_snapper

        In train travel, it is the rider that has to get up and walk thru the entire train before their stop, and those that patiently stayed seated until theirs.

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      1. Kayla‏ @_itskayyyy Apr 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Im a when does it end person. Gotta get my zZZZzzs

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      1. Josh Carr‏ @joshcarr3737 Apr 12
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        @SamEdw232 We are the latter.

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