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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 9

    Vampire women have incredible makeup skills considering they can’t use mirrors to see their reflection.

    7:01 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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      2. D'Studios‏ @dstudiosappdev Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Probably vampire women meet in pairs and do each other's makeup lol

        1 reply 1 retweet 49 likes
      3. Epii‏ @_Epii__ Apr 11
        Replying to @dstudiosappdev @TheWeirdWorld

        Why do I think you got this from sheldon cooper

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      4. D'Studios‏ @dstudiosappdev Apr 11
        Replying to @_Epii__ @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/jJLLZPlgoh

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      1. Jenny R‏ @JenWinter15 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Who said they even wore makeup? Their features are supposed to be eternally naturally beautiful in their life after death to entice humans in for the kill.

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      1. Uzair‏ @MrBrown_here Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It means vampires men give them honest opinions on their makeup. I would never do that

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      2. Gary John Stout‏ @43Fellow Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @yoitschannn

        And how do vampire men shave?

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Chandler Stout‏ @yoitschannn Apr 9
        Replying to @43Fellow @TheWeirdWorld

        For realll

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      1. FlorFlorji‏ @FlorFlorji Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In old days mirrors were made with liquified silver, perhaps modern mirrors do cast their reflection & old ones dont? Any way old vamp make up artists sure made lots of money. 😋

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      1. R.M.Hazlee‏ @RMHazlee Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or mayb they have each other put it on for them. Old world values of having people dress u and do hair and makeup.

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      1. Annastasia Robertson‏ @Annastasia0721 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually in most cases of vampirism they can see their reflection and show up in pictures, just the really cheese and made up ones don't.

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      1. Jables B 🎃 🎃gley‏ @jablesboogley Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But couldn't they see the makeup as they applied it?

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      1. Ben Cooper, Vampire Sheriff‏ @vampirespresso Apr 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        thank god for iPhones, that's all I'm saying. and soap. because without it y'all taste nasty

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      1. Mr Bagaimana‏ @mrbagaimana Apr 9
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        @mrbagaimana

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      1. Kimberly Bradford‏ @Blu_Hex Apr 10
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        Only if they are Lasombra.

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      1. Jackson Law‏ @JacksonLaw19 Apr 9
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        Are windows made to see out of or for the illuminati to see into #conspiracy

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      1. Celeste McLean‏ @CelesteMcLean16 Apr 9
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        Maybe they just don’t get zits ‘coz they’re already dead and there’s no blood in their faces to make them blotchy anyhow

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