If I touch myself in the right places I feel ashamed and disgusting
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That sounds like a personal problem
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Yeah true dat but the internet deserves to know how my showers end up
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If I touch a kid in the right places an fbi agent shows up at my door.
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Well if i touch my phone in the right place a prostitute will turn up. So whats ya point
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My point is i touched my phone and a prostitute mesg bk named lelz
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If I touch my phone in the right places it moans really load and Siri buys me dinner.
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If I touch my phone in the right places I will end up leaving a comment on Twitter
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There can only be one!
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I am the supreme leader of all things donut, donut waste my time!
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Crazy that you talk into an object and somehow your voice comes out of a another
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If I touch my bf in the right places, I get coffee in bed in the morning.
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If I touch my phone in the wrong places the FBI will show up at my front door
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Um.. Well, you're not wrong lol
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if I touch my phone in the right places it will make neo-china arrive from the future and nanomachines will fill our blood and they have control over our lives
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Im crying with laughter! Hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ok, this made me laugh multiple, multiple, multiple times which is really hard to do.
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