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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 7

    If I touch my phone in the right places a pizza will show up at my front door.

    8:05 PM - 7 Apr 2018
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    • Kat Martin Darren Hicks isabel Haley Howard ʸˢˢᵃⁿᵃᵍʰᵃᵉ #3YearsWithTWICE LightRisingBlanc spooky chana🖤 T.B73M5 babe
    44 replies 1,384 retweets 8,582 likes
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      2. Mytch Flynn‏ @MytchFlynn Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If I touch myself in the right places I feel ashamed and disgusting

        2 replies 3 retweets 75 likes
      3. WARgreymon00!‏ @WRgreymon00 Apr 8
        Replying to @MytchFlynn @ShitDiggle @TheWeirdWorld

        That sounds like a personal problem

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
      4. Mytch Flynn‏ @MytchFlynn Apr 8
        Replying to @WRgreymon00 @ShitDiggle @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah true dat but the internet deserves to know how my showers end up

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      2. Buster the Emo Nut‏ @spicyxans Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If I touch a kid in the right places an fbi agent shows up at my door.

        2 replies 4 retweets 27 likes
      3. مهاامد‏ @MadLad_121 Apr 8
        Replying to @spicyxans @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/F5i7L1XexS

        0 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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      2. Robbo‏ @robbo2412 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well if i touch my phone in the right place a prostitute will turn up. So whats ya point

        2 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
      3. Robbo‏ @robbo2412 Apr 7
        Replying to @robbo2412 @TheWeirdWorld

        My point is i touched my phone and a prostitute mesg bk named lelz

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. DOOOOOM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Croakinc36 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If I touch my phone in the right places it moans really load and Siri buys me dinner.

        0 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      2.  🍩Spoopy Donuts 🍩‏ @dopest_donut Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If I touch my phone in the right places I will end up leaving a comment on Twitter

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Donut‏ @CyanideDonut Apr 8
        Replying to @dopest_donut @TheWeirdWorld

        There can only be one!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🍩Spoopy Donuts 🍩‏ @dopest_donut Apr 8
        Replying to @CyanideDonut @TheWeirdWorld

        I am the supreme leader of all things donut, donut waste my time!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Edwin‏ @Edwin_the_3rd Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Crazy that you talk into an object and somehow your voice comes out of a another

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Lora Dian‏ @lora_crow Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If I touch my bf in the right places, I get coffee in bed in the morning.

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      1. Pierr Dantis‏ @dante_pierro Apr 8
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        If I touch my phone in the wrong places the FBI will show up at my front door

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      1. Some dino (@ Splatoon 2 aNd SU trash)‏ @VelociDino Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Um.. Well, you're not wrong lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. nori‏ @seaweedbun Apr 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        if I touch my phone in the right places it will make neo-china arrive from the future and nanomachines will fill our blood and they have control over our lives

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      1.  ✨ Carol Jean Ojeda  ✨‏ @mzcaroljean Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😄😂👍

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      1.  🥂 🇦🇺 🌺 Lili  🌺 🇮🇹 🥂‏ @Skippy_Lili Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im crying with laughter! Hilarious!

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      1. Wealth Well Done‏ @WealthWellDone Apr 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ok, this made me laugh multiple, multiple, multiple times which is really hard to do.

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