Your not highly paid are you?
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When insulting someone, one should make at least a feeble attempt at not making a fool of oneself. Note that your use of “your”, when “you’re” was appropriate, suggests that you are the one who is “overpaid” (assuming you are actually employed).
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I would care if my tweets were being graded by a professor, or had actual life altering implications... here is a fact, for me Twitter doesn’t have that impact, so I really don’t care about grammar. Also spell check is a bitch. Have a good day & stop trying to demoralize people
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Some people just wear expensive cloths only to put them back on later. Ever think of that?
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I actually wear clothes, not “cloths”, but whatevs homey.
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I was reeeealy trying not to go there, but indeed that may need to be stated in the very near future.
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Dancing: a vertical representation of a horizontal intention.
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No, dating is putting on fancy clothes in hopes someone else takes them off later.
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Okay. So maybe I'm old-fashioned but why does "dating" seem to automatically imply sex?
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Sometimes its just a lovely conversation over coffee
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Everyone takes them off later regardless...
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Dating is tryna impress someone another person with the most tidy self you can muster, to have them see the shitty side of you eventually
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And so we have to move from date, to month, year, decade and so on
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Dating is a fantasy ooooooo.
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And enjoy yourself
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