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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Apr 3

    Swimming is like going to an alternate dimension where you can fly but can’t breathe.

    10:11 PM - 3 Apr 2018
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      1. BlueCollie‏ @BlueCollieC Apr 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah it's like swimming

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      2. jade hall‏ @jadehal404 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        why is bacon, bacon and cookies, cookies when you cook bacon and bake cookies ?

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      1. Danny 🔮 OMW  🚀 Freaky Deaky  👾 👽 👻 👹‏ @Basslover9191 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @OfficialRezz

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      1. Brayden Billington‏ @Braytendoo Apr 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Lemonly101

        What if it just is? Water is a portal to a varying sized alternate space right within earth?

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      1. 「яуℓιєєє ✧」‏ @rylnonimous Apr 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @UY_Scuti_____

        HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

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      1. Annie Anderson‏ @AnnieAnderson4 Apr 3
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        #Trippinpic.twitter.com/OpscUrlPWZ

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      2. Crispy Corpse‏ @Sargeant_Crispy Apr 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe like, have a system that checks for your previous posts first

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      1. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Apr 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Some genetic engineers are studying the way to develop gills in human beings so within a time you are going to be wrong.

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      1. Sakshi Shetty‏ @sakshishetty172 Apr 4
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        😔

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      1. dustin belcher‏ @dustinbelcher8 Apr 4
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        Wow

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      1. Siphokuhle ntyapa‏ @SNtyapa Apr 3
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        True *coughs* when you fr...fr... What ever💃💃pic.twitter.com/njHQhLPCdo

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      1. Gabe‏ @MariniGabe Apr 3
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        @ErinSheardy

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      1. sharon ann teresa martin‏ @sharonannteres2 Apr 10
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        Use a snorkel mate!

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      1. kat56‏ @kat561 Apr 6
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        It's like putting a plastic bag over your head and then you open the refrigerator door. That kind of dimension.

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      1. Hannah‏ @mccradyh Apr 5
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        @ewilbzz

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      1. Millie Smith‏ @Millie_Benn04 Apr 5
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        This is so true😂

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      1. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Apr 4
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        $hitty thing is, birds urinate while flying, and I bet many humans do too while "flying". If your eyes and or skin burns or gets a red rash,it's not because of chlorine alone, it's the chemical created by chlorine and uric acid aka pee... nasty!! #publicpools

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      1. emily 🍟‏ @FrenchFrey35 Apr 4
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        woah.

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