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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 31

    Facial recognition software can pick a person out in a crowd, but a vending machine can’t recognize a bill with a bent corner.

    6:00 PM - 31 Mar 2018
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    25 replies 1,450 retweets 7,658 likes
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      2. Austowitz‏ @Austin_DJ_Young Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        We went to the moon on a computer apparently dumber than my phone, but somehow we lose service just going around a mountain.??

        1 reply 9 retweets 34 likes
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      2. Rock Lobster‏ @191_RockLobster Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My iPhone never picks up my face! #LobsterProblems

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Rise Up‏ @volenzy910 Mar 31
        Replying to @191_RockLobster @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s discrimination!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Rock Lobster‏ @191_RockLobster Mar 31
        Replying to @volenzy910 @TheWeirdWorld

        At least it’s water proof #atleastsomethingworks

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. what the ding dong‏ @musicdaily17 Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahaha why is this so flipping true

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      1. Melanie‏ @Melanie10620422 Apr 1
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      1. flower.kid‏ @flowerkid2 Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Vending machines are the definition of PRESTIGE 😂

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      1. NyoombaRoomba‏ @NikoCatFeet Mar 31
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        because facial recognition is more developed than a vending machine

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      1. ROHAN SHAH‏ @ROHANMSHAH2 Mar 31
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      1. Nope, just Glen‏ @glen_glee Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        #progress

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      1. Kylee‏ @FadedPurple18 Mar 31
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      1. hi, my name is [lynn]‏ @greenbug6584 Mar 31
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        So annoying!

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      1. watera pearl‏ @pearl_watera Apr 3
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        A clear elaboration that tech is a trick played on us. But in a few years ....

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      1. elliott‏ @elliott17541684 Apr 2
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        Post could probably play better than that guy

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      1. D‏ @CandyGirl0128 Apr 1
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        Right!!!!!!!

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      1. Andrew Kaeppner‏ @AndKaep Apr 1
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        Yes because the CIA uses HIGHTECHEQUITMENT not $20 snack despensers

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      1. Bean‏ @thebagsrprecise Apr 1
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        😂😂 that’s real.

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