What kind of drug combination are you using?
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Not drugs... just chillin in the shower
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What if flowers screamed when you pick them? . . . Oh my god... . . ...lawnmowers!
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And as I looked out the window on that rainy day, not even my own thoughts could escape through the harmonious gargling of the tulips...
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The ones in my kitchen do. I listen every time I water them.
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Why would you say something like this.
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I can't hear mines singing..
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You takin a shower?
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Blimey, what a week we’d be having!
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What if trees wailed when people cut them down? Or if bugs screamed bloody murder when you smushed them? We would be so much better off if this happened lol.
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Cause or consequences?
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Or a delightful concert!
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You drop acid lately?
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Imagine those big storms...
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More like better on lsd
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Imagine the noise of thousands of gargling plants in your back garden going 'aaagrrgrgrgrgrgrgrgr' god that's too funny

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Or if they said, “Ahhhhhh....” when it rained.
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