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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 30

    Saying “Ummm” is basically the human version of loading.

    3:03 PM - 30 Mar 2018
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      2. Phoxy‏ @EtherealPhox Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if you say “ummm” and then run. What would that be🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Mar 30
        Replying to @EtherealPhox @TheWeirdWorld

        Lag and crash

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlan‏ @NolanDaHunter Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Connection Failed"

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      1. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Brain lag

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      1. Isaiah Len‏ @_TakeitIzzy Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Im like the Internet Explorer equivalent of humans

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      2. Where’s Hey Arnold?‏ @RyanS_Yams Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m like a video that’s constantly buffering every like 5 seconds, and has to go to 144p just to get everything out

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Patrick Lloyd‏ @CaptPatrick01 Mar 30
        Replying to @RyanS_Yams @TheWeirdWorld

        This is why I show a significant preference towards typing, as a method of expressing my thoughts into words with an acceptable degree of literacy. because when I actually speak, I sound like a 3rd grader.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Where’s Hey Arnold?‏ @RyanS_Yams Mar 30
        Replying to @CaptPatrick01 @TheWeirdWorld

        Glad I’m not the only one. I often not only say ‘um’, but I’ll flub words and forget words and just hit a roadblock and forget where I was or what I was saying and stutter a bunch and yeah it’s bad

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      2. Jeffrey Scarbrough‏ @JeffreyScarbro8 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Is that why liberals use it so much lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Scair‏ @MasterDair Mar 30
        Replying to @JeffreyScarbro8 @TheWeirdWorld

        O shit u rite pausing mid-sentence has so much to do with political agenda you got me there

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Scair‏ @MasterDair Mar 30
        Replying to @MasterDair @JeffreyScarbro8 @TheWeirdWorld

        I understand that this is a cheap shot at liberals saying "they need to load a lot", ie meaning "they're dumb", but it just... doesn't work. Nice try though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. RIAN  🤯‏ @RianVince Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Some people use like instead of ummm

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      1. Lisa‏ @leeseio Apr 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        actually its buffering lol

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      1. Aubrey Sophola‏ @YungAubreezy Apr 1
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        Isn't it more like buffering?

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      1. Creepy Ginger‏ @HusktonGamer Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I used to have a friend who said umm after almost every word so his connection was terrible.

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      1. JustSascha‏ @Freakypaint Mar 30
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        @MariusD6

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      1. Stoikiy Muzhik Spock‏ @M_Jenghiz Apr 6
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        Ukmmm

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