except you only are suppose to give it to one person
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Sometimes those bestfriends turn out to be assholes
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This is dumb
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Some people doesn’t wear them.
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Love is just friendship on steroids
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Nope - it's an employment contract Gotta pay them bills...
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You mean slave collar?
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... So where's mine?
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I don't appreciate you ignoring all us southerners who married way before "adulthood." Also probably all the married men under 45.
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Not a correct comparison, but “A” for effort.
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Never thought about it.Good one!
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If you had a wife she would not be amused
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Expensive friendship braclets made of solid gold
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Not always
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No they are more like I wanna take your husband radar
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