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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 29

    When my puppy dreams about me, do I speak human, or do I bark?

    11:15 AM - 29 Mar 2018
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      2. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not like you humans have anything useful to say either way.

        2 replies 1 retweet 47 likes
      3. Vivianna‏ @Simply_Vivianna Mar 29
        Replying to @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s why people prefer dogs over cats. 💁🏻‍♀️🐾

        5 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      4. old account‏ @OldAtropa Mar 29
        Replying to @Simply_Vivianna @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheWeirdWorld

        Both are equally amazing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. Vivianna‏ @Simply_Vivianna Mar 29
        Replying to @OldAtropa @LordAtropa and

        pic.twitter.com/7I1C154DLH

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      2. Snowdancer‏ @rustyloer Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Does my dog dream of going to school with clothes on?

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. megha raman bansode‏ @meghaskycatcher Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When you dream of your puppy does he bark or speak human?

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      1. The Burning Sun‏ @KumarLodhi1 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Man - Ok.let me ask my puppy.... Man - do I speak human or do I bark in your dream.... Puppy - bhauwn..bhauwn.. bhauwn Man - it's confirm... Bhauwn... bhauwn...pic.twitter.com/a4q9nHru6S

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      2. Rainbow Warrior‏ @Pluisbaard Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you dream of your dog, does he speak or does he bark? If he speaks then the dog wil let you bark. If he barks then we will speak in his dream.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. FETUS DELETUS‏ @memin_n_dreamin Mar 29
        Replying to @Pluisbaard @TheWeirdWorld

        Not necessarily. The dogs brain is much different from that of a human, so logic to a human may be weird or VERY complex to a dog. Think of the Simulation Theory, in which people think the universe is a computer simulation. Who are we to say that aliens even want to run a sim?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rainbow Warrior‏ @Pluisbaard Mar 29
        Replying to @memin_n_dreamin @TheWeirdWorld

        Well.. If the dog makes us speak or bark or not.. At least it must be hearing it in black and white!

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      2. DA M 🎤C‏ @MichaelKayRooi Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Of course I speak human, dogs understand human

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. old account‏ @OldAtropa Mar 29
        Replying to @MichaelKayRooi @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually, dogs only understand certain words, i.e. "sit" or "I LOVE YOU DOG"

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. DA M 🎤C‏ @MichaelKayRooi Mar 29
        Replying to @OldAtropa @LordAtropa @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah I know bro, I was just trying to get my point across

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      2. Erica‏ @etl23 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lmfao.... but does he really dream about you or other owners?🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Gautam Sethmajhi‏ @gautamatrix Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When you dream of your puppy, does it bark, or does it speak human?

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      1. Daniel but slighty spookier‏ @DanieITheManiel Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Probably just gibberish

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