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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 28

    An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

    9:01 PM - 28 Mar 2018
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      2. Dayfox‏ @DayfoxindaBox Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @kittiekohai

        For cash

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      3. It'sBoo‏ @ItsBluBlu Mar 28
        Replying to @DayfoxindaBox @TheWeirdWorld @kittiekohai

        Would those be commissions then?

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      4. Vini Bhatt‏ @Vini_Bhatt Mar 28
        Replying to @ItsBluBlu @TheWeirdWorld @kittiekohai

        Yep.

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      1. WittyWill‏ @BluePillWill Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Assassin is really just the insides of two asses.

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      1. RollOut514‏ @Dayton11753571 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        An assassin is a weapon. A weapon doesn't choose to kill. The one who wields it does. - Thane Krios, Mass Effect 2

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      2. Charlie Manyphet‏ @charliemanyphet Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's called Bounty Hunter

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      3. Dolphins 2-0‏ @goldensoul21 Mar 29
        Replying to @charliemanyphet @TheWeirdWorld

        Bounty hunters collect for money, it doesn't involve always killing. Most assassins or mercenaries take out big figures like presidents or government officials.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Charlie Manyphet‏ @charliemanyphet Mar 29
        Replying to @goldensoul21 @TheWeirdWorld

        Thanks, learnt a new thing today

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      1. 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢 ♡𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘭‏ @hansolgfs Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They do commissions

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      2.  🌙 ♠️ 🦊Shaggy 🍁 🔥 ☁️‏ @0_oMrJsCarnival Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Their name actually derives from an Arabic word meaning hashish. This is because they would use it before going on their missions to cope with the killings

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      3. N҉ O҉ X҉‏ @annteeque Mar 28
        Replying to @0_oMrJsCarnival @TheWeirdWorld

        Hashasheen, the Arabic words it's derived from, actually means pothheads 😅

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      4.  🌙 ♠️ 🦊Shaggy 🍁 🔥 ☁️‏ @0_oMrJsCarnival Mar 28
        Replying to @batNOXwoman @TheWeirdWorld

        Well dickhead governments won’t put that in the dictionary so I was just trying to be a little more on the direction of how they consumed pot. They mostly ate it because it was just faster and easier to hide

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      5. N҉ O҉ X҉‏ @annteeque Mar 28
        Replying to @0_oMrJsCarnival @TheWeirdWorld

        Figures they wouldn't 😂 I probably only know because I'm a native Arabic speaker

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      6.  🌙 ♠️ 🦊Shaggy 🍁 🔥 ☁️‏ @0_oMrJsCarnival Mar 28
        Replying to @annteeque @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s dope af

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      1. A Writer Person‏ @MinecraftMooLyn Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And mercenaries are just larger-scale, more indiscriminate assassins.

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      1.  👑 🦊 Queen Lysa  🦊 👑‏ @Lysa46630866 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not really.. serial killers often display a certain pattern in the people that they kill. It's rare as far as I'm aware for them to do otherwise. Assassins usually don't display patterns.

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      1. Raina Ianarilli‏ @Soop3850 Mar 28
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        pic.twitter.com/XU3WIurWz4

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      1. moondai‏ @moondai Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Huh that is true

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      1. » Willy «‏ @wiInunez Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        w o k e

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