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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 28

    Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I’m gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

    7:00 PM - 28 Mar 2018
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    45 replies 1,254 retweets 7,086 likes
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      2. Given to Fly‏ @Tuffgng5 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Pick it up...inspect it. Throw it back on floor to try and vacuum up again.

        1 reply 2 retweets 31 likes
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      1. Jade Watt  🌻‏ @Jadeewatt Mar 29
        Replying to @IrishNinja1997 @TheWeirdWorld @emmaleighaskin1

        Bending down is too much

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      2. No‏ @unclejoe1917 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's all about principle. You buy the vacuum so you don't have to bend over to pick up that piece of paper.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Tristan Howes‏ @tristannhowes Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s almost as funny as the last time you tweeted this

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      1. Lori Ravert‏ @LRavert Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's the way its suppose to be done, right? I mean who would just "pick it up"? That's crazy! 🤡

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      1. FIREBREATHING BUNBUN‏ @tobi_onabanjo Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Truth

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      1. A P P L E G I R L ‏ @Rakshinda_97 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        XD

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      1.  ⚠️ 🚸Caution: Legos Ahead 🚸 ⚠️ 🚳 📵 🚭 🔞 🚷 🚯‏ @TayBar80 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When that doesn’t work, use the wand.

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      1. Jil Olsen‏ @JilOlsen Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And then leave it on the floor when the vacuum doesn’t get it... because that’s the right thing to do

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      1. Slyvester‏ @SylvesterBotel1 Mar 28
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        Shower thoughts... never ceases to make me laugh

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      2. Alfreda Calbert‏ @Valentinemartin Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You took your vacuum out for a piece of paper? Lol!

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      3. The little book of calm‏ @the132123 Mar 28
        Replying to @Valentinemartin @TheWeirdWorld

        No you come across the paper as your vacuuming

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Alfreda Calbert‏ @Valentinemartin Mar 28
        Replying to @the132123 @TheWeirdWorld

        I have hardwood floors! I hate carpeting, it tears your feet up!

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      1. qweenayah‏ @qweenayah Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lmao 😂😂

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      2. J.R.‏ @jerees Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @_Kellls_

        And move it around with my foot.

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