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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 26

    I want a simple life. I want to get up late, drink tea, and read old books. I also want a spaceship and a pet dragon.

    8:01 PM - 26 Mar 2018
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      1. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In lieu of a dragon, might I suggest a feline? We fit in the domicile, do not hoard gold, and when we attack your ankles, it doesn’t result in third degree burns over 70% of your body.

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      1. OneAndLonely‏ @IMZoBatAzz Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How's that for simple?pic.twitter.com/8IQxkvOyR2

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      2. Terry Murray‏ @terromur Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I am simpler than thou. The getting up late, drinking tea and reading old books would do it for me. No need for the spaceship and dragon if people left me alone to sleep, drink tea and read.

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      3. Megha‏ @meghaacharya101 Mar 27
        Replying to @terromur @TheWeirdWorld

        Same here

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      1. Anna Shiels‏ @aprincessanna Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The simple things in life

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      1. Leyyah‏ @Deepfriedsushi2 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same... And a panda too. I would name my dragon party muffin and my panda's name would be Marvin

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      1. Maryam Sanaei‏ @Maryam_Sanaei Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I want all of those but i want a pet polar bear instead. Thanks

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      2. Pratik Kumar‏ @prat1k_kumar Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And after some days you will demand all The Infinity Stones just to make a ring from them😂

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      2. Feh‏ @feh_xx Mar 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes please @ChalRamdeo

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      3. Chal Ramdeo‏ @ChalRamdeo Mar 27
        Replying to @feh_xx @TheWeirdWorld

        YES and a coffee shop

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      4. Feh‏ @feh_xx Mar 27
        Replying to @ChalRamdeo @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha😁 I believe we had a discussion about that at Java already 😌

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      1. crozzygirl‏ @crozzygirl Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @DistLinguist

        @DistLinguist That’s very you!

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      1. Theodore Jasper Detweiler‏ @Lord_Zedd11 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have no need for a spaceship.

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 Mar 26
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        Had me in the beginning, lost me at the end

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      1. moustaphakhedr‏ @moustaphakhedr Mar 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And Scarlett Johansson to live with😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlan‏ @NolanDaHunter Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Time travel... Bitch

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      1. Aries‏ @Aries82937190 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        that’s totally a simple

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      1. ICONik‏ @ICONik4 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Plan the journey #OnRoute

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