We’re closer to the dominion of felines over the globe than to the dominion of the dinosaurs.
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At least our bosses are going to be very cute and I feel happy about it.
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I’d hope not, I personally lover dogs more than cats I would want dogs to take over if anything.
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It’s okay, not everyone can be perfect.
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I’m genuinely upset you didn’t say purrrrfect
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Well it is a cat, cats do not like puns. They only like tuna and salmon.
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That’s why I would rather a dog take over, they like puns.
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Wasn't it???

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Actually almost 50
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It's just like how Cleopatra was closer to the first Pizza Hut (if I'm correct) than the construction of the great pyramids.
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She was indeed
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At face value this could be seen as such a "duh" thing to say, but that is seriously weird to think about. 2005 doesn't feel that far back and 2030 still feels so futuristic. In 2030 we'll probably feel the same about 2018. Life is weird.
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We're closer to the year 4000 then we are 0 A.D
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Human feels closer to history than the uncertain future.
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