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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 22

    I wonder if any strangers have memorable stories involving me.

    7:00 PM - 22 Mar 2018
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      1. Sambamdalamb‏ @sambamdalamb Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        One time I went into someone else’s car by accident after school so I’m sure the mom in the car still remembers that

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      1. Mustafa Al-Masri‏ @Mustafandimgone Mar 22
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        “And there was a guy”

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      1. Mike johnson‏ @Phuckqueuedude Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Chances are, more strangers remember my drunk ass than I really know.

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      1. BubbaCatt‏ @CattBubba Mar 22
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        @MittysAlterEgo @piokathyjack I wonder that sometimes, myself.

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      1. VOTE Nov 6th · Cody Reisdorf (Merkwürdigliebe)‏ @nescientswot Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In college I was sitting in a large open student center area w/a friend, blowing up a balloon, & decided to continue blowing it up until it exploded in my face & some girl sitting nearby laughed. It was also a pretty great boom. I'd like to think she remembered that.

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      1. Franky Spanky‏ @franky_spanky87 Mar 26
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        I only wonder how many… Because I know there's a ton!pic.twitter.com/xTAxBp0zWr

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      1. Clickbait Kaitlyn‏ @Potatelyn Mar 22
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        “I was just asking her what she wanted as her pizza flavor as she danced in front of the cash register”

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      2. The Real Sean Kelly‏ @SHKelly1 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Don’t I know you from band camp??

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      2. Christopher Baylee Turner‏ @Chris_Baylee Mar 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m a waiter and in a woman’s birthday, I was singing happy birthday to her and forgot to say dear Dora and everyone said it but me, it was awkward, then I brought a slice of cake to her and when I sat in on the table the cake rolled off the plate. Atleast they gave me a tip.

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      2. MarianaReyes‏ @Marianaareyes Mar 22
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        @GeoolivaresF

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      1. Stoikiy Muzhik Spock‏ @M_Jenghiz Apr 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Insta stories

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      1. P1ayG1rl‏ @Heavenlyprizes Mar 23
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        Bed time stories hopefully

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      1. “Kim” in quotes...‏ @RealLazyVegan Mar 23
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        Were you a stripper? Then yes.🙃

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      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlan‏ @NolanDaHunter Mar 22
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        I do

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      1. Here, Queer, Should Be Feared‏ @Ch3sh1r3Hatt3r Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        There is a story that involves a goat, pitchfork, llama, Satan and a deserted street. Except that there were houses on either side of this street, and people were looking at us through their windows.

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      1. Darya‏ @Daryagka Mar 22
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        No. No we don’t

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      1. Jonny B‏ @DoNotFreeDom Mar 28
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        Yes

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