One time I went into someone else’s car by accident after school so I’m sure the mom in the car still remembers that
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“And there was a guy”
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Chances are, more strangers remember my drunk ass than I really know.
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@MittysAlterEgo@piokathyjack I wonder that sometimes, myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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In college I was sitting in a large open student center area w/a friend, blowing up a balloon, & decided to continue blowing it up until it exploded in my face & some girl sitting nearby laughed. It was also a pretty great boom. I'd like to think she remembered that.
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I only wonder how many… Because I know there's a ton!pic.twitter.com/xTAxBp0zWr
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“I was just asking her what she wanted as her pizza flavor as she danced in front of the cash register”
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Don’t I know you from band camp??
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I’m a waiter and in a woman’s birthday, I was singing happy birthday to her and forgot to say dear Dora and everyone said it but me, it was awkward, then I brought a slice of cake to her and when I sat in on the table the cake rolled off the plate. Atleast they gave me a tip.
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Insta stories
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Bed time stories hopefully
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Were you a stripper? Then yes.
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There is a story that involves a goat, pitchfork, llama, Satan and a deserted street. Except that there were houses on either side of this street, and people were looking at us through their windows.
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No. No we don’t
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