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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 22

    Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

    10:53 AM - 22 Mar 2018
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    32 replies 2,060 retweets 7,528 likes
      1. Jamal‏ @ArmanJamal4 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sometimes I get in my car and realize it’s a shower and that I don’t have a car

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      2. Panda.png‏ @ZeUndeadPanda Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I get in the car and remember I don't own a car

        1 reply 1 retweet 36 likes
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      1. Krag‏ @Craig_Anstey Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you were successful you may have broken some laws of physics. Sounds smart to me.

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      2. RyanWTF // it's spoopy time bitches‏ @RyanVincentWTF Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The other daypic.twitter.com/weXB7lLYoI

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      3. Tayjo‏ @tayisnotonfire1 Mar 22
        Replying to @RyanVincentWTF

        Me too

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      1. Joseph‏ @_joe_c_03_ Mar 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sometimes I go to piss standing up and I forget I don’t have a penis anymore.

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      1. thatguy‏ @Merit81874942 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait.... how???

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      1. Sakshi Shetty‏ @sakshishetty172 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same here 😁

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      1. Ibrahim bashir‏ @Ibrobash95 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sometimes i mix Redbull with Coffee and drive for 10mins and then realize im not in a car

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      1. Vanessa Ramos‏ @Aztecgoddess26 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @sarahhgee_

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same here

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      1. Kensei‏ @AkaNinjaAzzazin Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Try*

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      1. Anne‏ @Anne19521 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        We all have our bad days

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      1. Tiler 🐶 🕊 🐱 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Von_Biscuit Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I've shut my own head in the door enough to break the cartridge in both my ears...

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      2. Fred‏ @craigedwards25 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LouiseBrentnall

        @B3n3dward5

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      3. Ben Edwards‏ @B3n3dward5 Mar 28
        Replying to @craigedwards25 @TheWeirdWorld @LouiseBrentnall

        Did I do this?😂

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      1. Miles Copper‏ @ArcusCopper Apr 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Just because the car is moving doesn't mean the engine started.

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      1. Tracy‏ @iWant_the_truth Mar 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yup, I'm the dumbest genius I know.

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      1. Rita Campbell‏ @Rita_Campbell8 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So true..lol

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