Sometimes I get in my car and realize it’s a shower and that I don’t have a car
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I get in the car and remember I don't own a car
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If you were successful you may have broken some laws of physics. Sounds smart to me.
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Me too
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Sometimes I go to piss standing up and I forget I don’t have a penis anymore.
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Wait.... how???
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Same here
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Sometimes i mix Redbull with Coffee and drive for 10mins and then realize im not in a car
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Same here
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We all have our bad days
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I've shut my own head in the door enough to break the cartridge in both my ears...
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Did I do this?
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Just because the car is moving doesn't mean the engine started.
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Yup, I'm the dumbest genius I know.
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So true..lol
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