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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 21

    A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.

    3:59 PM - 21 Mar 2018
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      2. Mr. Roby‏ @will_fain_roby Mar 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The purpose of the bachelor party is to make the wedding vows meaningful. The wedding vows on the wedding day mean nothing if infidelity hasn’t occurred. Think about it. How are your feelings today different from last week or last month? Only if you’ve gone astray.

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Mar 21
        Replying to @will_fain_roby @TheWeirdWorld

        I dont really think like this lol

        0 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. INTJ thoughts  🐧‏ @INTJ_girl19 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Stolen from Reddit nice.....

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Derkades‏ @Derkades Mar 22
        Replying to @INTJ_girl19 @TheWeirdWorld

        Surprise: Everything on this account is from reddit

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Daivaugn‏ @Daivaugn Mar 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The birth of bachelor @brendonurie

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      1. Léo Ottesen  1⃣ 3⃣ ⭐️‏ @leo_ottesen Mar 21
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        pic.twitter.com/LycGOYuzLY

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      1. Anger Boi‏ @TheMostBrony Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How long are these showers mate your on a second plane of thinking

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      2.  🍀 ~ Donna ~  🍀‏ @DonnaD717 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The whole process is back asswards! It should cost thousands to get married (the license) and $20 to get divorced!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Marisa‏ @MarisaJBaldwin Mar 21
        Replying to @DonnaD717 @TheWeirdWorld

        It does cost a lot to get divorced!

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      4.  🍀 ~ Donna ~  🍀‏ @DonnaD717 Mar 21
        Replying to @MarisaJBaldwin @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah, I’m divorced, I hear you. I meant the paperwork. I figured if people had $20K invested up front for a marriage license, you’d see less divorce too because of all it cost to get married!

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      1. Franky Spanky‏ @franky_spanky87 Mar 26
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        NAILED IT👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻👏

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      1. Nathanrocha‏ @Nathanr99282819 Mar 25
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        It would make people want to get divorced

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      1. King Escobar‏ @KingEscobar9 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @doraaaii

        🤣 true

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      1. dustin belcher‏ @dustinbelcher8 Mar 21
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        Amen

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      1. Rebecca‏ @Rebecca94847025 Mar 21
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        That’s true make connections

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