john mulaney thought the same thing in 2012
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I’m disappointed it hasn’t played a role in mine.
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You are?
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Quicksand sounds like an adventure. And carnivorous plants sounds like Jumanji
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Lol OK it sounds kinda cool when you put it like that
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Don't forget killer bees
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Repackaging a John Mulaney bit
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Those silly assumptions were far far better than these bitter realities..
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Cartoons lied to us, looking at you Looney Toons.
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I had a serious phobia of quicksand & Puranas as a kid
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Same the floor is lava was always traumatizing.
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Speak for yourself
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It is still early in the game for you. They will appear when you least expect it. Talking from experience here.
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Quicksand definately
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