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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 13

    It’d be cool if we could “close our ears” the way we can close our eyes. It’d make sleeping a lot easier.

    9:47 AM - 13 Mar 2018
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      1. Andrew Deubner‏ @AndrewDeubner Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ear plugs.

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      1. DOOOOOM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Croakinc36 Mar 13
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        I’d ignore a lot of people

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      2. Tokunbo‏ @ekow_tweet Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Till it's time for the alarm

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      3. .‏ @humble_souI Mar 14
        Replying to @ekow_tweet @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why you get thispic.twitter.com/CFHK4npoQM

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      4. Tokunbo‏ @ekow_tweet Mar 14
        Replying to @humble_souI @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol

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      2. arudosu-chan‏ @le_aldous Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        We do something similar when we yawn, though? But then that's really more stretching eardrum muscles? but it blocks out stimulus all the same, if only momentarily.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. King Tobias‏ @TobiasBoston Mar 13
        Replying to @le_aldous @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah I can flex them and do that but only for a couple of seconds.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. arudosu-chan‏ @le_aldous Mar 13
        Replying to @TobiasBoston @TheWeirdWorld

        really? how could you do that for that long? thats crazy

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ryan Littlejohn‏ @RyanLJ_97 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My alarm would never wake me up

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      1. Its Sam...‏ @ChisvoSamantha Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And what? Use your nose to smell the burglars?

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      1. Kenneth Ntuli‏ @kennethntuli Mar 13
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        Van Gogh was on the right track therepic.twitter.com/21xlXcvu1n

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      1. Mallory Boden‏ @mallory_boden Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I agree but then I can’t hear when someone decides to take a ugly photo of me sleeping.

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      1. K-smiff‏ @arkaidnine Mar 13
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        We can't because then we'd have gotten eaten in our sleep waaaaay back when we were still developing

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      1. Thomas Grimes‏ @ThomasG06097119 Mar 13
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        Hahahaha @EmmaOBrien96

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      2. Frieza‏ @NTS_2000 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm sure it would also be gross to witness as well.

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      3. Brian‏ @BrianCc12 Mar 13
        Replying to @NTS_2000 @TheWeirdWorld

        I had that same thaught

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      1. TThang ThinkKing The SPECIALIST‏ @TKSPECIALIST Mar 14
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        !??!.......NEW SINGLE SONG ALBUM OF THE DAY!!....... WITH CHART TOPING SINGLE HIT SONG OF THE DAY!!!....... ""**EARS WIDE OPEN**"" L.O.L. LP.

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