Until you forget and the next day that someone is you!!! 


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Unless you live alone... dun dun DUN!
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Unless you live alone !
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Yeah.. me in 5 minutes when I forget
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I thought this was one of those scary tweets that keep you up at night, but it’s not.
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Or a problem for some other time if you live alone.
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What if you live alone and it’s your problem but you can’t deal with the soul crushing reality of it so you create an alternate personality as the fig newton box right next to the thing that fell and now it’s Newton vs. the world to save the fallen object of neglectful haste?
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Probably my wife
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Not if your mom’s around and you know you can’t pretend you didn’t hear it

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....unless you live alone.
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Like when you leave the lid on a paint can only partially sealed.....oops
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Forget everybody who’s done this, I’m always the one left cleaning it up
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Unless you live alone.
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bahahaha Truth
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